leptoquark

Developer & Software Architect; ESNext + Typescript; PHP; Go

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Your code should be written so that it is obvious WHAT is happening;
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Whereas your comments should explain WHY exactly it does that!

- Confucius, c. 497 B.C.

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"Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant to the user's query."

- industry standard for system prompts — for obvious reasons (gpt-5.5)

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@robdogs4 @antisadh @grok Apple's advertising is getting smarter

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Habe gerade 1,5h damit verbracht ein Elterngesteuertes Microsoft-Konto zu erstellen, damit die Tochter Minecraft spielen kann.

Zum Glück das Wasser in dem Audio Captcha Quiz erkannt; Die davor erfordern wohl erweitertes Expertenwissen...

Wird Zeit für nen Internetführerschein

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"Makers" on X be like:

Look at my solopreneurs startups!

Those startups:

17 failed --- (all of real and tangible potential)
8 succeeded --- (all about how to push, promote, launch or manage a #startup")

Ironic...

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Sneaky

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

You’re in a technical interview. Your task is to fail it as quickly as possible. How do you do it?

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@JordanHall_dev @Bitcollage JSDoc prevents compiling when you forgot adjusting signatures after refactoring interfaces, preventing potential runtime errors?

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@Mike_Andreuzza @ShaunEls https://t.co/7A6RpJy6up

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Null coalescing in combination with ternary operator

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Testing #symfony commands is pain…

[Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun]

So here's why I bought a receipt printer:

Every time one of my GitHub repos gets a new issue, I now get a physical ticket printed out on my desk 🪄

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@philiplikescode @ThePracticalDev @bascodes The ultimate zone blockers

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@honzikec @Swizec Hate me, but I would reduce to a Map and save some lines of code :)

[Tailwind CSS @tailwindcss]

🚀 Introducing `prettier-plugin-tailwindcss` — our official Prettier plugin for automatically sorting your Tailwind classes!

https://t.co/yXt4Pgm8aK

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@mhgontijo Ditching the Webserver for special tasks can only have benefits: Thread-safe and simultaneous bulk-processing as well as reducing the workload of the Webserver so that it can focus on delivering content.

For more details about my project, stay tuned!

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My first Endpoint for the #Shopware App-System (written in #Golang) will handle heavy Image Processing on demand using Webhooks.
Compared to the Self-Hosted variant in #PHP it's almost 80x faster!

The flawless integration with the SW6 API provided a great #DX.. I'm thrilled!

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Wrote my first Endpoint for #Shopware

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@web3isgreat This could have been avoided if the Discord server had only been "Soft Deleted", or if #Discord would have offered a permanent redirect (301).

URL Hijacking may have been avoidable.

[Aaron Patterson @tenderlove]

Back in my day, we used spare CPU cycles for folding proteins and searching for aliens