Guy Dangerous

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[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

sharky_bodflux's photo https://t.co/4d13wNf8Re #Bestival

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

Holy shit this is amazing https://t.co/9efBzZOEZw

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

What happened, Twitter? 😔

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

@Mary_M_Johnson @rayswain @DaveTheDange @yegispnk @DilrubaLees @veronelle1 @HotelDCarlota @KIBALAMAJOEL @chris62016853 @SeeligSly thanks 😘

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

When I was a kid, ppl would cover me in sauce, throw nuts, cherries & sprinkle hundreds & thousands over me..
Life was tough in the gâteau.

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

Daughter pissing you off? Just convert to Islam and honour kill that bitch.

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

[Paddy to bartender]

Paddy "How much for a lager?"

Bartender "£2 a pint, 7 for a pitcher"

Paddy "just give us the pint, fuck the photo"

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

Roses are red
Look after those pennies

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

A moment of silence for our fallen friend https://t.co/4QwvrewEOR

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

So, is god a racist too?

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

Fight. Kill. Destroy. Rebuild. Repeat.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I thought eponymous was a dating app for hippos please stop punching me

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

Brazil is a country to watch self destruct on Liveleak, not host Olympics.

[The Truth @MikeeKhoury]

That one time I threw a party

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

The olympics has only just started and Romania have already taken the silver, bronze, copper and anything else they can get their hands on

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

Schumachers cat

[Guy Dangerous @Lerky]

I know it tastes like shit, but the worst is yet to come.
-Tequila

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Jesus. Are the Olympics over yet

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

FUN FACT: Crocodiles can't stick out their tongue.

NOT SO FUN FACT: We're all going to die and our bodies will eventually rot into nothing.