Esé

Hit the bricks kid

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

went to the doctor for a check up and he called my penis nonsensical and my balls avant-garde

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(after getting my ass kicked) there is nothing more pathetic than kicking someones ass

[Esé @lermandude]

You wouldn’t know my squirrelfriend she goes to a different tree

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I’ve been exactly the same since the accident. The accident didn’t change me at all

[Errai @errai]

(texting craigslist buyer from my blimp) I'm above

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[Esé @lermandude]

I was in the trauma ward with like 13 broken bones and a tbi when I tweeted this

[Esé @lermandude]

If Big Sean had been secure enough in his manhood to write that song about his fear of snakes it would’ve gone like I “don’t fuck with snakesssss”

[nice young man @dylmichaelc]

you can always quit your job and then when you run out of money just kill yourself.

[Esé @lermandude]

The end might be the worst thing to be nigh

[debo @killmefam]

No babe I think its actually dope you have a giant moth tattooed in the center of your chest it really ties your tits together

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

No amount of money will ever be enough for me. Five dollars, ten dollars, ten dollars and fifty cents — I will always want more

[Hello @VeinRichard]

would you rather instant message a shrimp or become pen pals with a bug

[NBA Youngbob Official @bust_bob]

No Country for Chopped Unc

[Oliver Dahl @OliverWDahl]

Slammed on the brakes and immediately pulled over to photograph this.

[colin @bonyromo]

type of shit I’m liking

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

if you’re like 22 and don’t know who philip seymour hoffman is just keep that shit to yourself

[elena @grnformicatable]

abandon your boy

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know