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@Nigel_Farage I wish you'd go home

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@prodnose Went to the kitchen to get a glass of Martini Rosso (don't ask) and I heard the goal go in on Radio 5. I then sneaked into the room where we were watching it in and fook me we scored. I then did the traditional squeeze of my wife's lady top bits. She's happy but not happy.

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@RickParfittJnr Agadoo won it for us kid!

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@Rylan Beautiful kid!

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@DanLewis1999 Definitely. Singing about god saving a king ffs!

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@BladeoftheS Half decent actor, shit voter.

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@SoVeryBritish Anyone got a light?

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@TVKev Dick.

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@MortyMark I'm old enough my arse

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@MortyMark How do you get through the day with your worries ?

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@NeilCrozier74 @bushontheradio Not Spanish unfortunately

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@monkeyhead78 @SoVeryBritish Put wood int ole lad

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@Miguel_310864 @SoVeryBritish Or.."Looks likes his knees have divorced his ankles" 🤣

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@SoVeryBritish When we have a balmy day once in while.."there's no air"
Someone with bow legs.." he couldn't stop a pig in an alleyway"

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@74dudders @Teamgrassroots_ I managed to do that mate! Started at U7s finished at U18s. Four lads with us all the way through including my lad. Not many like us around. Other lads joined over the years and 12 of them all went partying to Greece last year, year before and going this year😁

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@pollybirkbeck Shane Fenton gave my mum a lift home from a gig in Hucknall. He asked her out but she was going out with the drummer of Notts band 'The Beatmen' so she turned him down. Every time she saw Alvin Stardust on TOTP she mentioned it.

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@secondtierpod Psycho

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@godfrey_lawson I polish my lovely blue passport every morning. I also like to polish my old purple one when the need arises. God bless the British people.

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@timdavis53 @SimonLester24 Throwing stones in glass houses lad.

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@stairforce @premnsikka Your state pension will mostly be under the current personal allowance so how will you be taxed at 40% on it?