fairy ratmother 🐀

the remy ratatouille to alinas linguini. melancholic: never. hysterical: sometimes. jeepers AND creepers.

[🔻Doom Scromitariat🔻 ☭ @DoomScrollingML]

I think this is beloved because everybody knows what it's like having to deliver straight bullshit that the boss came up with.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader

[Naomi @khaleesi_101]

A03 being down has made me realise no one knows anything about copyright law. Yes they can sue you & cease & desist you. For the love of god people

[Juko 𓅨 @jukoist]

amazing. it's like being a sort of reverse seer. the antiseer...

[Max @Gottalovemax]

the problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.

[zade @tyl0saur]

every clip i see of it is one of the characters being like “guys… i’m *gay*” and then sabrina carpenter and the teacher are like “no, you’re just… confused :) be yourself”

[Jaz: 🧛‍♀️ ISO Fang Daddy 🧛‍♂️ @KaraAbheri1]

Which is WHY us old people keep begging the younger generations of fans to stop talking to actors and writers and musicians about fanfiction.

It's not because we don't think the hobby is worthwhile, we just don't want them opening their community up to legal action

[Herr Husis @HerrHusis]

Snart kommer ett trendigt hipstercafe på Södermalm ta 140 kr per skål för lite tomtegröt men kalla det ”arroz von leche”

[sunday 🕷️ #mcrtwt @sundayplasm]

something i noticed abt myself

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

back in 2013 when i was on tumblr, there was this rule about not speaking about tumblr or fanfiction irl or with "normies". it might have been cringe, but i looking back i think they had a point

[☆ 🅼🆄🆂🅴 ☆ @_marokiya]

The reason I say this is because TO ME the mark of a really good fanfic is one that cannot actually be reskinned as an original story. The writing and characterization are usually so good that you can see it easily fitting within the canon of the source material.

[• @queererthings]

this did not age well

[Obaino @iamdpassword]

People who didn't read the books don't understand the pure psychological trauma of this scene

In the actual novel, ZERO people die and they literally just stand in a snowy field and talk it out peacefully for 100 pages.

When Carlisle got decapitated in 2012, every book reader in that theater thought the directors went rogue and destroyed the entire franchise only for Alice to pull her hand back and go "psych, it was a vision"

[Angel Money @reverendmoney]

It must feel so liberating after a lifetime of what I can only imagine was immense pressure to maintain beauty to now have a personal brand almost entirely based around being as creatively grotesque as possible

[aubs 🏒 @puckyshot]

friends so deeply unserious im crying over this fucking snack at the kpop theme halloween party

[isabelle @luvwungs46593]

this pretty much sums up the difference in conversation concerning ao3

[🐉✨💜 @Orionxluna_]

But why do you ask every 2 minutes? I said I’m fine 2 minutes ago?

[Wattpad Comments @wattpadcomment]

“enjoy ad free reading until 11:59PM” are you insane