Lesbian Sam™

my gf is better than ur gf

[MirandaN @mirandan247]

@olv

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

my only critique of Barbie is that none of the Barbies scissored which is such a huge part of a Barbie’s life as to be unimaginable to miss in a film like this

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

@maydaymackenzie I never have Halloween plans so I never plan a good costume but then I always regret it lol

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

@queerahope Yeah she’s only going to be in a few episodes here and there for the next season then she’s leaving 😭

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

not me bawling my eyes out cause Renée is kinda leaving the show

[jazzy ❤️‍🔥✨ @_jazzyrosee]

Buying concert tickets shouldn't be this hard. You shouldn't need to be a detective to try to figure out how to even buy the tickets.

This isn't fun, it's stressful, anxiety enducing. It's not a pleasurable experience for anyone.

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

@ReneeRappSource Toronto!!

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

not Reneé M&G packages being almost $200 for Toronto …

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/pKcHgv0m9p

[Kayla Johnson-White @kaylajohnsonatl]

Happy Pride! A Reminder that "homosexual" wasn't added to the Bible until 1940's in English, not in the original language. the original word is Pornea which translates to abuse and pedophiles, not loving consensual relationship between two adults. Also King James KJV was gay.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Electric shock therapy couldn’t make gay ppl straight but they rly think having a rainbow poster that says “be you” at an elementary school is going to turn children gay

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

@DejaBanshee @JustTrnsGrl A woman once banged on the stall I was peeing in and yelled at me because she thought my winter boots looked “manly”. She went white a ghost when I came out and she apologized profusely… literal nonsense.

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

I accidentally ran over a bird with my lawn mower today and I’ve been sobbing all dayyyyy. I feel like it was either a baby or it may have already been dead. The grass was so long I didn’t see a thing till it happened :(

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

@84ICARUSCANYON @hauntedromanoff It won’t for me :(

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

@marinaoqg I loved this show! It was Canadian :)

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

This reminds me of when I was 11 and an old man yanked my pony tail in Walmart and told me it was a “riding handle”

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

Anybody ever touch my child like this it’s a WRAP 🥱 she was way too calm..

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

@cassidyyxox I also looked into it and the company that is making his beer is owned by Bud Light 😂 this is so funny

[Lesbian Sam™ @lesbiansaam]

They’re so insane they’re on parody level. I legit thought this was an SNL sketch or something for a sec.

[SETH WEATHERS @sethweathers]

America's been buying beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use.

There's a new beer in town!

[Laura Lux 🦖🪐 @darthlux]

i don’t care about ‘natural sugars’ nobody will ever convince me that fresh fruit isn’t good for you