Leslie

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

So, how soon is too soon for one person to finish eating a jar of peanut butter by the spoonful? Asking for a friend...

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

Just discovered #FargoFX. New favorite show. I'm already mourning the moment when I'm finished watching all the episodes.

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

@SeanLowe09 Nice!! Glad you went on the show.

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

@SeanLowe09 I enjoyed watching you guys on the show 😃 I'm curious, how did the guys respond to you sharing the gospel?

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

I don't get mad at many things, but putting fruit atop ice cream really upsets me. Acceptable ice cream toppings: cookies,candy,choc syrup.

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

Feeling down about your life? Know that I just slathered something called Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap on my belly. You're doing great!

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

@nicki_hans this is Jonathan. Barli would never. https://t.co/MpnojJWDa6

[Cates Holderness @catesish]

THIS PERSON FAKED FAINTING TO SEE WHAT THEIR DOG WOULD DO https://t.co/4irwgufnL9

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

Do you know who I love? @IAmSteveHarvey, that's who.

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

In public:
J: Leslie what is all over your shirt??
Me: Oh. Chocolate.
J: I feel like this is very Liz Lemon of you.

Best compliment ever.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

yet another day when i completed work and was not rewarded with cupcakes why do i even try

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

I had the terrifying realization that I might be lactose intolerant & im considering swallowing a block of cheese & just ending it all now

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

@Josh_Clean_Hans Say it to my face!!!!!!!!

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

A majority of my time is spent thinking about my next meal.

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

Pregnancy has decided I won't be sleeping tonight. 😫

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

Closer to reality:

http://t.co/VxvBAnKyfg

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

This is how I dance in my mind.

http://t.co/gOSscGVut7

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

Been watching hip hop choreography videos for quite a while now. I'm finding myself very angry that I don't have hip hop dancing skills.

[Leslie @leslie_hans]

CRY FOR HELP! I told myself I would save half my Chipotle bowl for dinner but it's so good and I can't stop and WHO WAS I KIDDING