LLT

sunshine in december

[Christopher @molochofficial]

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

[LLT @leslielemay1]

@KelloggsUS @Its_Dondi it’s not too late to reverse this decision

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

[chase @_chase_____]

no one would be able to tell it was my first rodeo bc i would’ve googled it a bunch beforehand

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

once my aquaphor is on for the night it would take a bomb threat to get me out the house. and even then

[Taylor Rivers @taylorivers]

truly bone chilling and uncanny to see a friend comment earnestly on a celebrities instagram

[𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic]

they look like the children who won golden tickets to the chocolate factory but ultimately lost due to their greed and hubris

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

the people’s princess

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

lmao

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

referring to all men i’ve loosely dated as “a friend of the show”

[LLT @leslielemay1]

@CaucasianJames but do you though

[JP @jpbrammer]

online shopping during the zoom meeting

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

[𝕹𝖎𝖈 𝖆𝖐𝖆 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖋𝖊🔪 @nicoleondynamo]

me waiting for a forehead kiss

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

if i dont have a yummy treat every couple of hours my condition worsens

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

NASCAR pitstops but when you pull up someone asks if you’ve eaten today, gives you a forehead kiss, and tells you that you’re doing a great job

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

stocking my shower with 3-in-1 shampoo so men know i’m an ally when they visit