gas station pickle

☞ communist man of pesto • (she/her/hers)

[Alex @apollostump]

i really wonder how ppl in 2008 listened to folie à deux and didn't like it when Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet is literally the best song that has ever been made in the history of music

[big dog you are mother i mean they @finelylesberg]

both losing and gaining weight suck because you have to buy new pants which is the worst thing that can happen to a person

[project hail evie ✰ @aspecwonders]

the moon could never be disappointed in you. the moon carried you in her cradle before you were born, and will continue to hold you long after you pass.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

would a depressed person buy this much nonfat greek yogurt ??

[josh @joshypooper]

BDSM (bread dipped in soup mhmmm)

[sergi @sergiart5_]

self-aware
oil on paper

[James @exhaustdata]

The Kafka museum in Prague should have one of those cutout things where you stick your face in a hole and it makes you look like a giant bug, but you’re not allowed to take a photo unless you filled out the paperwork at the beginning of the tour, which they don’t tell you

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[Bri @wordsandsense]

My good friend Ursula K. Le Guin has some thoughts on this

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Whoever’s Twisting the Invisible Searing Hot Knife my Stomach Could you Please Fuckin Stop Thank you!!!

[liz @hneyvoiced]

god is stored in that little part on a cats face that looks bald when they turn their head

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Relapsed (watched the winter soldier)

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

Avril Lavigne was right, it absolutely is a damn cold night and I am, in fact, trying to figure out this life

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i’m not even religious but “to love another person is to see the face of god” has got a little kick to it

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo