riss!

meryl streep-sized dyke. aquaphor enjoyer, book destroyer 🎪

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I heard someone say yesterday that if they had the one wish willow from Obsession they’d wish that cigarettes were good for you. I remain astounded by their Christlike love for all mankind.

[riss! @arissacb]

my gf and i got the tickets and i'm gonna say the lexapro helped

[riss! @arissacb]

taking my SSRI in the ticket queue for phoebe bridgers. many such cases

[fawn @fawnncel]

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

[audrey @phlegmme]

We're getting too old for fairies and magic. It's time to focus on serious topics like faeries and magick

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Why does my CVS bag look like a little old lady in a bonnet lifting her skirts on a marsh

[crittur @miwwmiu]

In 2026 I’m going to be beautiful and have fun

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

[Kyran Winner Thrax @kyranthrax]

sisterrrrrre

[onion person @CantEverDie]

takeaways from this:

1. it’s going to be fine. organize
2. the right is going to demolish america as a functioning government institution
3. the democratic party leadership needs to be systematically destroyed for the good of the future
4. we will all be okay

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

Actually I will not stop posting this series

[m @msnetik]

I hate gay halloween like what do you mean you’re Sigourney Weaver’s nailpolish from Holes

[Mikelle Street @MikelleStreet]

I think about this round table like once a quarter

[riss! @arissacb]

@whereami345 @kandiesaint https://t.co/z4bNJQD6Dp

[celia (fan account) @cececarpentr]

She said all of this on the matter. You can still vote blue but still criticize some of their policies it’s called nuanced thinking. And in the full quote she says “use your critical thinking skills” which means vote blue but still call out their bad politics. People are so fucking dumb and it’s so ugly to see everyone jump on her when she’s making sense based on her view of Palestine