Fat JoJessica

Your friendly neighbourhood dog park creeper.

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

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[Ensemble Theatre Co. @WeAreETC]

Thank you, @VanPresents! 🌸

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

Come on skinny slug just last the yeaaar/
Pour a little salt you were never heeere

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

Venturing down the YouTube rabbit hole that is @TobeNwigwe / #getTWISTEDsundays. Swoon.
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[akc @akellumcreer]

Two chances left to catch #DearElizabeth! Today at 5:00 pm and Saturday at 2:45 pm. @wunderdogplays #ElizabethBishop #RobertLowell #wordsinair

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

Aerial hoops & Beyoncé & wine, oh my! So excited for tonight's performance of @DanielleBraund's Alternate Endings! #VanFringe

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

@KyleCassano It's been on hiatus until one us (not naming names) gets our life in order (okay fine it's me). Back this summer! Hopefully!

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

Such prescience. Much wow. https://t.co/hNYJ3YSc23

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

“Let us have faith in each other. Let us not grow weary. Let us not lose heart. For there are more seasons to come and...more work to do.”

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

Him: Did you know that a leaky roof can be problematic?
Me: Yes, I did.
Him: But did you know that it could be...problem attic?

#😐

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

@ItsAdamCanuck Haha take that, second draft! You can go...screw!

[Minor Mogul @MinorMogul]

Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

Had so much fun at @LovebirdArtists's Last of the Red Hot Lovers. Wonderfully acted & full o' charm. On 'til March 6 @ Studio 16! #Vancouver

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

Obstacles, the Greek God of getting in the way.

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

Slow clap. https://t.co/QoOpUQFvgG

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

Me: It'll take me an hour by transit.
Mom: Ok.
Me: It's two buses & a train.
Mom: Ok.
Me: I can't bring the dog-
Mom: I'll come pick you up.

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

Discovered lactose-free cheese, and feeling pretty Gouda 'bout it.

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

"Weed is a gateway drug to harder things, like grad school." ~Words of wisdom from @MinorMogul

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

@ItsAdamCanuck @TrixieCanuck @nooMcinaP Yes! Those look awesome!...stuff!

[Fat JoJessica @lessicajee]

@ItsAdamCanuck challenge accepted!