Lestat de Lioncourt

I am the Vampire Lestat. I am rad, more or less. Buy Blood Canticle and see me work it!!!1 :-D

[Lestat de Lioncourt @lestat_lebrat]

Sexy fans! There will be great things happening at http://livejournal.com/community/tomoon_and_back for the next couple weeks. Namely, moi!

[Lestat de Lioncourt @lestat_lebrat]

@mortal_passion: Life is not worth living if you don't Embrace It!

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@khareen: Hi, baby!! Are you Embracing It today?

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I... uh... I mean, he's such a special, energetic young man. Let me be clear: he is a sexpot.

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I want to do Matt Bomer!

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Damned French wine >:-(

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Can vampires get liposuction? Not that I need it, babes. Just... I know some dude who has problems with excess hip fat.

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That's the last time I eat a bishop. Tasted liked communion wafer. >:(

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@khareen: I'm totes rad, baby! How are you? Shall we go on an adventure... to Disneyland?

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Man, you know who was up for anything? Dora. That sure was a time of firsts!

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@mortal_passion Three days and nights of hovering in the air, babycakes! Even during sleep! That's like a new record! Must tell David! :-D

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@Angel_Cullen_ Good evening! What's up, sweetcheeks?

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@scottyc510: It worked like a charm! Being naked always makes me happy. Except when in the desert.

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Sooo bored. I'm sitting here rubbing my nipples to see if I can get them to sparkle.

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I feel old today. Was that a wrinkle? NO! Because I am ageless. Sucks to be you, mortals. :-D

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Man, it sucks that I'll never taste one of Mrs. Lovett's pies. Chomping on hobo's fingers just isn't the same. >:-(

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@khareen: What's up, babycakes?

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Vanity Googling myself tonight. Ooh, you sexy fans are so wicked in your imaginings! >:-D

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@bailonga: Why, thanks, sweetcheeks! I am like totes suave and I do in fact mueve como una palmera!! (Guys, what is a mueve and a palmera?)

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In Colombia, looking for someone to bailar en la calle with me. And possibly to be eaten.