As Your Attorney I Advise You To Be Doing Spells

chase | #iwtv | sam reid enjoyer | lights too many candles | writer | mdni | adult | she/her | UK

[As Your Attorney I Advise You To Be Doing Spells @lestatdebat]

my beautiful wife, Paddy Mayne

[lyn @meiiyins]

"i miss my wife" *pulls out picture of a man*

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Willie Stewart @Lindsay04555896]

Dear Scottish twitter, please stick to this kind of material

[As Your Attorney I Advise You To Be Doing Spells @lestatdebat]

*sighs longingly at Dr Gonzo Benicio*

[Shar A 🫡 @Shar_A_]

Walking past an intimidating group of hooded youths whilst they beg you to open them a snapchat account

[malcriada 🇳🇮🇸🇻🍉 @virgoferreum]

Wishing all colonized nations best of luck in defeating their colonizers in the World Cup

[Joe☭🔻 @ScottishCommie]

After watching you lot whitewash a genocide for almost 3 years its no wonder.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

Horrified to learn that Americans think a shrimp fried this rice

[As Your Attorney I Advise You To Be Doing Spells @lestatdebat]

who allowed him to have that much height

[misc @garbagebagsite]

This is how Mary dies in Sinners

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?

[Nationalist @euronationalizt]

My walls need more oil paintings

[bridget @pacinocrave]

of course the sexiest man that ever lived had the coolest house ever

[As Your Attorney I Advise You To Be Doing Spells @lestatdebat]

The only positives I've taken from this are gaining confidence in DIY skills & gaining muscle so weeeeeeeeeeeee

[As Your Attorney I Advise You To Be Doing Spells @lestatdebat]

so, after digging trenches, building & repairing multiple fences, clearing out overgrowth, removing pounds & pounds worth of soil, building two greenhouses of which 1 had no instructions, sexist man has decided that stapling chicken wire to a fence is a two person job.

pray 4 me

[As Your Attorney I Advise You To Be Doing Spells @lestatdebat]

hes so wolfy here it drives me nuts

[Sam ♡ Mrs Brett Richards 🚒 @basketofglitter]

Ayup me duck

[sam reid’s mouth scar @sampunzels]

dracula’s bisexual AND nonbinary cousin

[Frank.Riot 🍉 @RiotFrank]

Some of those women gave everything so you could sit in that chair, and you repay them by rewriting and erasing their stories, to give cover for genocide. Absolutely pathetic.

[As Your Attorney I Advise You To Be Doing Spells @lestatdebat]

this reminds me of the origin story I started writing and got to three chapters posted. I should get back on that sometime.

[𝕶𝖆𝖙🕷️ @TheKatrooms]

I would give anything for a movie solely about Remmick and his time in Dublin. I need more information about him. His origin, how he came about being a vampire. LIKE FEED ME THIS STORY PUHLEAAAZEEE (I know will never get it but a girl can dream)