Anya Taylor-JOI

I've never been skydiving but I do fall down a lot.

@belowparmetheus - weird stupid horny alt for stupid horny weirdos

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

In hindsight, I should have realised I was bi when I named my penis 'Marlena'.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

Will laugh my ass off if it turns out to just be a hungover middle-aged stag do.

[Nicholas Bieber @nickbieber]

Iraola's flight to Liverpool is currently the most tracked flight in the world on @flightradar24! ✈️

@LFC, forever breaking records 🔴😉

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@JamieBurns_94 @HendrickD82 Everything else aside, I don't think you get to call it "a transition season" unless there's positive signs of what we're transitioning *to*.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@HendrickD82 This is an incredibly Spursy way to balance out the good business they're doing with Senesi.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@L0W_TIDE_ That's why they all do it. Nobody's born That Way.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

Feels like months since I thought about King Diamond. Don't be like me, think about King Diamond today.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

But *this* balloon... THIS balloon LIVES.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

That balloon is dead now.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

She's got a big butt, and I respect that.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

I love Americans and English people feuding because it takes about 3 minutes before everyone is embarrassing themselves.

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Having an American for breakfast 😋

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

As if this mall couldn't get more cursed, they've just opened the shittiest ToysRus I've ever seen, in 2026

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@el_mansfield Not to mention that Bielsa DID win titles when he coached teams anywhere near good enough to be in title contention.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@Riaan_A @ad313h Same with Bielsa, most of the teams he managed weren't going to be anywhere near title contention with anyone, and he won things with the ones that were.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

He's thinking about Butts

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@BackupHangman I agree, but I also think he'll be released before Halloween

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@IANdrewDiceClay Earthworm Jim looking ass

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

May

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@Raymond21963618 @WilliePearson69 @el_mansfield But the post isn't an argument *for* Iraola, it's countering a flawed argument *against* him.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@windupgemma @BaileysaPumpkin She 100% looked for a trans-inclusive retreat just so she could send her little email.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@Jellefant @m00nton @sneakytits85 @SexMattersOrg @WeAreFairCop @MForstater @HJoyceGender Your analogies might be worse than your manners.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

@Strandjunker Because that's the dream for them - to be personally pathetic in almost every way, but still wield power.

[Anya Taylor-JOI @parmetheus]

This new Grave Pilgrim album is doing it for me