mousa

real eyes, realise, real lies

[aspiring cult leader @hommeboy]

I’ve fucked up my timeline, I’m only seeing tweets about covid conscious lesbian bars 😭😭😭

[Jenna👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @_jennawhateverr]

#touchstarved #nodopamine #noattraction #noroster #nothing #nada

[mousa @lestertheboat]

A beautiful woman named Water Reminder keeps telling me it’s time to drink water

[ryan meehan @cryinmeehan]

THEY EASED MASK RESTRICTIONS!
AT A LESBIAN BAR!
IN GREENFIELD!

[mousa @lestertheboat]

#FreeHim

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

LA moviegoer was arrested after pepper-spraying a man who reportedly refused to stop using his phone during a screening of ‘The Uprising.’

Two other moviegoers were also affected by the pepper spray and required medical treatment.

[mousa @lestertheboat]

Nobody got kids who are autistically quiet all of them are exclusively loud as shit

[mia @eshalakundala]

y’all will do this and smoke regularly… now there’s caca in the bloodstream… micro doodoo particles in the brain… thats why yall be listening to tate mcrae

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

and y’all need to STOP treating kalshi and polymarket as if they’re The News. they are BETTING platforms, and treating them as if they’re AP or reuters (who they steal their “reporting” from) lends them legitimacy that they did not earn and do not deserve.

[cipriano menor chatão @amopepsiblack]

odeio desperdiçar minhas piadinha numa mulher sem graça, eu poderia ter dito pra uma mulher linda que ri de tudo

[mousa @lestertheboat]

Apparently everyone in university has gone to barcelona, london and nyc

[free lunch @freelunchfel0n]

they’ll put a kalshi ad in yo ass if you let em goddamn!

[mousa @lestertheboat]

When you get so little play you start contemplating downloading grindr

[mousa @lestertheboat]

10 hours of waterboarding vs using public transit after middle schoolers get out of school

[mousa @lestertheboat]

Letterboxd has lost its god damn mind with these unskippable ads

[Grub @DirtMaggotEater]

Lmfao college fucking sucks, I wish I was at home jerking off instead

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

shit fucking race shit fucking team we should all just kill ourselves

[mousa @lestertheboat]

You dont see pregnant people anymore #allbabiesarerobots

[mousa @lestertheboat]

Google verity rule34

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[mousa @lestertheboat]

Home is where you tug your penis