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@kennzzzzo @knucklepuckett 347 now and I just reinstalled Twitter. LOL.

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@marissiaf Right?? I forgot I had this thing

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Number 2:
B: “when the world ends and I die, I want to be an orb and explore space.”
Me: “Brett if the world ends, what will you explore?”
B: “The universe. Jesus isn’t just a man of just the earth, but of the universe”

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“Did you work a 15hr shift today? What did you eat?”

“1 row of Oreos. 2 protein bars. 3 energy drinks.”

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Going to start using this to document funny things I don’t want to forget.

Number 1: my bf thought by putting a frozen smoothie in the fridge, the ice wouldn’t melt. He was disappointed the next day.

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@mindykaling Go to Camp Gladiator Facebook! We are love streaming workouts at 5a, 8a, and 5:30p CR starting tomorrow! You can catch the workout we did today and yesterday on there too. Expect 60min of amazing with just a mat and dumbbells!!

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Today while I was on the phone with customer service, I was spelling out an address and had to say B. I said “B as in booty”.

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I just saw an amazon prime truck doing 65 in a 45, and honestly that’s the kind of dedication we need in this world.

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Enter the Honda at Music Festivals #Sweepstakes! NoPurNsry. US/DC (excl. AK & HI), 18+ only. Prizes vary by entry period. See rules for details. https://t.co/mRpNpGQwVk

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I just used @chrissyteigen as my “celebrity role model” for an interview question and I’m fairly certain I should get the job based on that.

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“Did you know your butthole and lips are made of the same material?” - my mom at 1:00am

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Gosh Internet! How did you know this is what I wanted?

Possibly because I asked someone “where’s the water fountain?”

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You don’t realize how fast ice melts until you stop using your yetis.

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@aaaubs Not as much as those discounts 👀

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@iloveyouhhlotts @PanicAtTheDisco They’re coming to Austin in Feb.... road trip here and let’s see them!

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Tried to explain to my mom when to properly say “retweet” in real life conversations, and it was officially the dumbest and most difficult conversation of my life.

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All of y’all out there hanging with friends, while I’m here making new ones.

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The hair on my shower wall looks like a seahorse, right??

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@iloveyouhhlotts These kind of bees are not endangered, they are growing lol.

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Look at this massive bee hive in my parents’ backyard...

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@jjmlsr13 Too late 😭