Sir.Craig

Oh! Finally you found me.

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

BREAKING: The @fia have given Lewis Hamilton a 3 place grid penalty for impeding but retains the intention to issue a 5 second penalty in tomorrow’s Hungarian Grand Prix.

[Nicole 🧸 @aesthethicknic]

P5 to P1. See you there.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope teachers who wasted class time speaking about their real-life experiences have a good day today.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Klopp starts Germany reign by threatening to quit https://t.co/YtjtPvZDml

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

"She needs to unlock the provider in you" 😂😂😂

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Do you know the amount of whoring you need to do before arriving at this conclusion?

[Dominic WALUBENGO @waluwande]

It is an old Roman custom. A convicted man was given time to go home and commit suicide. That way his family could take over his property. If the state executed him, all his property would go to the state.

[TJ🎸 @1tjayy]

Single🔓

[Shakur🦧 @AFCShakur]

Gyokeres does this every week nothing special

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

80% of honey brands tested in Kenya failed purity tests after they were found to contain additives despite being labelled as "100% Pure and Natural Honey," according to the CAK.

[Eric @amerix]

Never kill a woman because she has refused to abort an untimed pregnancy.

Once the sperm leaves your urethra, it becomes the property of the state.

Be careful.

CHANGE or PERISH.

[Rusbono @albonoweeyums]

ALEX😭😭😭😭

[Fact @Fact]

The probability of you being born was about 1 in 400 trillion.

[otwani @Busty_braidhead]

Not even a single ebu? Cuh am I washed 😭😭

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Kuna miaka ukifika mambo ya kupiga looku unawacha kabisaa

[Formula 1 @F1]

Introducing the new Safety Car! The Mercedes-AMG GT 63 PRO 4MATIC+ 😍

Taking over from the @MercedesAMG GT Black Series to become the 14th Mercedes-AMG safety car

Sporting a special #HungarianGP livery celebrating 30 years of Mercedes-AMG safety cars 🖤❤️

#F1

[Kate😶‍🌫️ @katehqs]

Leo sina mengi ni kuwaambia tu if you can't catch the fish in the river, wait for it in the market

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

You know how flat you gotta be for twitter not to censor your photo 😭

[Fact @Fact]

Inhale through your mouth, swallow saliva twice and slowly exhale through your nose for a 100% effective hiccup cure.