Hunter Grayson

A lover, lush, amateur writer, professional raconteur. Saving the good dirt for the memoirs.

[derpy @derpyez]

whoever is more evil should bottom

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

Nooo babe it only looks small because you’re not looking at it in 70mm

[RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT]

Trixie Mattel, I have a business opportunity for you

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

And did Nicole Kidman walk into this place for magic with her stupid husband and annoying children or was she there by herself

[agnes ☽ @folkloreemind]

i wish spotify had a "songs you forgot about for some weird reason but trust me, you still love them" button

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

The real humiliation ritual is not being able to do things by yourself

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

Remember: NEVER accept salad from a stranger and ALWAYS test your own supply

[project hail chloe 🚀 @cassielanglove]

NO FUCKING WAY????

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

going to the movies is arguably the easiest thing to do by yourself.. you scan your ticket and walk inside. no one is looking at you. the lights are off and you watch a movie. ..? what is so humiliating about that

[bianca @biancalovesfilm]

i can accept 25 minutes of commercials before the movie but i draw the line at breaking up the trailers with ads in between

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[calling my friend while cat sitting] can she have a cigarette

[grace @agneswickfields]

does anyone else feel like humanity has fundamentally betrayed ourselves and the world and that we are now living in a perpetual apocalypse of our own making or is it just me and uh. acclaimed blockbuster filmmaker christopher nolan

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

The 2073 Mad Men reboot episode where Don sees a 70mm IMAX showing of The Odyssey and then journeys through thick wildfire smoke and explosive diarrhea to return to his wife is going to be incredible

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

me having sex with your mom last night was actually all done practically with zero CGI

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

only 40 cinemas on Earth can project the Simpsons according to Christopher Nolan's true artistic vision

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

(writing a season of the X-Files) ok now let's do a silly one

[AB @AlannaBennett]

I in fact just rewatched this movie with a friend who’s never seen it, and in a film FULL of heavy-hitters eating up every scene he steals the show and makes a 400yo character HIS AND HIS ALONE.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

TURN THE CAR AROUND