Le Tired

“Fire ze missiles!! But I am le tired..." - End of ze World (2003), first viral video ever on the ancient internet! 6VQiK6wNoeeQ5osVw2CrQGh5wAoRvJEVMbEQGoWppump

[Le Tired @letiredsol]

Hokay, so here's the Earth, chilling. Damn! That is a sweet earth you might say, ROUND!

Alright, ruling out the Ice Caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the Ozone layer leaving and the Sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up

Hokay, so basically we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the U.K. and Us...with nukes...(We've got about 2600 more than anybody else, whatever).

Henyway, one day, we decides, those Chinese sonsofabitches are going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While it's on it's way, China's like, "Shit shit! Who the fuck is shooting us?" "Oh well! Fire missiles!"

Then France is like, "Shit guys...we got ze missiles zey are coming! Fire our shit!" "But I'm le tired"..."Well, have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!"

Meanwhile, Australia is down there like, "wtf, mates?" India, Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia's like, "AAAHHH MOTHERLAND!" Then England's like, "'Bout that time, eh, chaps?"..."Righto"...

So now the U.S. is like, "Fuck, we're dumbasses". Canada's like, "What's going on, eh?" Australia's still like, "wtf?" Mars is laughing at us. And some huge meteor is like, "Well fuck that"

So, now we've got nuclear winter, heveryone's dead 'cept Australia, and they're still like, "wtf?"...But they'll be dead soon. Fucking Kangaroos.

But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States. To go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too...

THE END!

$LETIRED
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[zach and zach and zach and zach @plundersundered]

He is doing “but I am le tired” in real life

[Jordan @Jordan047769011]

@TSNJR Ullmark:

But I am le tired …… 🥱

[SamSOL @samsol36]

$LETIRED

[lilteapot @lil_Tea_pot]

@SuitedWolf “But I am le tired.”

[Limina Alteri 📎💾 Glitch Stars Aerunia @alterilimina]

I am le tired

[Le Tired @letiredsol]

@scheminglunatic

[CurmudgeOnline @curmudge_online]

@sophe_valentine but I am Le Tired

[king of the horseflies @bigblackbugs]

I shouldn’t be happy about this. This shouldn’t make me say “oh good.” Yet here I am, smiling like a fucking idiot

Abolish all of this nonsense please, I am le tired 🥱

[Le Tired @letiredsol]

@dogeofficialceo Yes.
End of ze World 🌎

But I am le tired…

[Le Tired @letiredsol]

Our artists are on a different level 👏

[SamSOL @samsol36]

I am $LETIRED

[Le Tired @letiredsol]

@elonmusk This classic flash animation is becoming reality https://t.co/FVZmdlZEjL

[Stevie 🔮 $XRP @EsotericKang]

🤯

Tomorrow will be exactly 2 years 22 weeks from this post by David Schwartz, by the way. (Mirrored time stamp)

Does that mean 3/27/2027 will be the real kaboom? (322)

[The Bible @The__Bible7]

The end is near.

[Isabelle Ross @isabeller0ss]

@Lyraworldxm end of ze world

[Le Tired @letiredsol]

@MarindaVannoy1 Nothing

[Le Tired @letiredsol]

Ze only thing not locked is Pierre's attitude.
$LETIRED - built fair, on Solana.

[Le Tired @letiredsol]

End of ze World 🌎🚀

Official token: $LETIRED

[Borg @Borg_Cryptos]

🚨 RED ALERT !

THE BIGGEST LOCKDOWN SINCE COVID IS COMING AND WE WON'T WARN YOU UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE !

"This isn't about the war.

This is about the impact of the war on your lives.

Here's the domino effect no one is talking about:

The price of oil climbs to $110, $150, then $175 a barrel.

Airlines start cutting flights. United just reduced its flights by 5% this week. Their CEO predicts oil prices will remain at $175 until the end of 2027.

Roading costs skyrocket.

Every product, in every store, becomes more expensive.

Fertilizer is no longer crossing the Strait of Hormuz.

Farmers are paying more.

Food costs more. Gasoline reaches $5, $6, then $7 a gallon.

You start driving less.

Then governments start telling you to drive less.

Japan is currently rationing fuel.

The South Korea is currently rationing fuel.

Bangladesh. Philippines. Widespread rationing.

The Australian government recommends "avoiding non-essential travel."

That's EXACTLY what they were saying during the COVID pandemic.

"Avoid non-essential travel."

"Work from home."

"Only go out for essential needs."

They called it a health measure in 2020.

They'll call it an energy measure in 2026. The result is the same.

You don't leave your house without permission. And they'll never call it a lockdown. 👇 #IranWar

[Jason B Windsor Creative @JasonBWindsor]

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[SamSOL @samsol36]

I am $LETIRED

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[Le Tired @letiredsol]

@WhiteHouse I am le tired of this crap. Fire ze intern please.