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toasted and roasted

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Finished my undergrad 2 hours ago and already accidentally spent $17 on creamy jalapeño what is this degree even for

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@headacheposting Just wait til one starts farming

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Valid reasons to cry while watching local news weather forecast:
1) a hurricane is coming
2) it’s going to rain on your wedding day
3) you already have more snow than you have ever seen in your life and another 3-13 inches is imminent

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Where’s the google review equivalent for all my 20-something friends’ terrible bosses cause I can’t just simply allow this nonsense to go on

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Colorado is so full of wildlife! [raccoon bullying a Kia Soul in the road]

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@slayinggmantis Many many dumpsters have told you that and you said no give him back

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@baby_bunnicula Good thing the royal weddings were always at *night*

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George Santos on Selling Sunset when

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Twilight is a thanksgiving movie, shucks

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@slayinggmantis Lin-Manuel Miranda rapping about shirt waists it’s inevitable

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Selling Sunset- The Board Game

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@baby_bunnicula Rodeo clown duh

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Anyone else’s parents let them watch extreme makeover home edition til the home reveal where they’d just go “oh my god” over and over and your parents would shut it off because it just became God’s greatest source of evil

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Dracula is actually about a realtor…? Spooky

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indiana mormons work smarter not harder

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@slayinggmantis @headacheposting So you CAN cook

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@green_mck @kindekuma Iconically I have no pulse so no

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@headacheposting How’s that happen

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@slayinggmantis Literally played this at church camp

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@slayinggmantis Better than SOY CUBANO????