kitchenaid tracey

[kitchenaid tracey @letracey_smith]

Missing:
107 year old dad. He won’t know his name. Catch him by putting peeps under a really big blanket.

[🦋 i exist 🦋 i exist 🦋 i exist 🦋 @thelocalghoul]

me when im ready to leave the bar one hour in

[doghead @taydug]

one thing i’m always gonna miss is sitting at the dining room table at squirrel house having a wine night and giggling and forgetting about everything else in the world

[Jackson @nowitsjack]

dude i just fuckin love getting a little drink and just yappin. me and my favorite people just fuckin yappin playing mini clue. best pastime ever.

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[bsky.app/profile/iridescentaudio.co.uk @iridescentaudio]

Do something that scares you every day.
If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

[🦋 i exist 🦋 i exist 🦋 i exist 🦋 @thelocalghoul]

“tracey too faded is tracey two fisting snacks”

[trill clinton @beccahasnoheart]

when ur son doesn't have a date for the prom, it's mom to the rescue ❤️

[doghead @taydug]

it’s @nowitsjack

[trill clinton @beccahasnoheart]

this guy walks up to u at a bar. how many angel shots are u ordering

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[°˖✧ mar ☆ @prkinglotgraves]

can you watch them while I go smoke

[kitchenaid tracey @letracey_smith]

I am so sick of brushing @taydug ‘s hair day and night. My arm hurts!!! I’m covered in flea hair!!!! I just want to be done!!!

[kitchenaid tracey @letracey_smith]

Smell ya later stinky spot @koollcat

[kitchenaid tracey @letracey_smith]

Cow kisses and milky hugs @taydug

[🦋 i exist 🦋 i exist 🦋 i exist 🦋 @thelocalghoul]

no one tell jackson long but im crying the happiest of tears for him right now

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me as soon as that first day of crisp autumn air hits

[fredesque @FredTaming]

hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard