JAM

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Cuando tengas un mal año, acuérdate de Paco.

[THE_Cityy🇳🇬✌🏾 @Imnot_bolu]

😭

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

" I haven't seen you since we graduated"

Just give me your wallet and phone bro

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Took a few of the kids to meet my dad for dinner last night. Realized I learned all of my waitress jokes from him. I just sat there, silent, like a student in the presence of a sensei who’s always two steps ahead.

“More chips? Oh what the heck, I’m not driving.”

*waitress clearing an empty plate* “I hated it!”

“He’ll take the check!” *pointing to the toddler*

Absolute master of his craft. What a blessing to watch the king in action.

[Sailor V @Flat6forever]

Mamdani is under no more obligation to select Jewish attorneys than he is to select Australian, Ethiopian or Shinto attorneys, but only one group is claiming they are being discriminated against, which by now is muscle memory for Greenblatt.

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

a year before my dad died he married a woman from Mexico who spoke no english

when his cancer took over/the doctors said that he should enter end of life care, she & I were sitting in his room and she looks at me and goes “we nee to hab a combersation”

hardest I’ve ever laughed

[𝓜 @honeymunes]

yall ready for another republican presidency

[bryan @lungbuttr]

your pants lmao

[Eli💫 @lotto3li]

Are you begging it then, would you say?

[player 1 @Popitformilt]

This definitely the type of nigga i want for security big dumb nigga that would eat rocks on his breaks

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

just heard my wife threaten my daughter with holding her back in age, not letting her turn 7 (because daughter’s been delinquent in a responsibility). she was looking at my wife kind of scared, like, “i didn’t even know you could do that.” and i’m looking at my wife the same way

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I remember in high school asking my teacher, “Will I ever use algebra later in life?” She said, “You won’t, but some of the smart kids will.”

[Accurate Angel (ominoso cubo negro era)🇸🇴 @GNortania]

Estoy seguro de que hay un motivo basado en los químicos usados pero prefiero pensar que es porque las abejas saben que va duro de cojones

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

LeBron announcing his return to the Eastern Conference

[Funmi @Funminz]

Don't ignore the signs, act accordingly.

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

You finally built the business, now you can clearly see why it was an untapped market.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Through The Fire but the drums are from Through The Wire

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

this isnt edited btw fein actually plays during the scene

[Sayed Abbas Aragchi @SyedAbbasA3t]

We do not see them as a superpower, and we have shown the whole world that they are not.

[President Eniola Daniel @UnlimitedEniola]

No Sharia Law In Burkina Faso- Traore
“I am a Muslim, but everyone in Burkina Faso has the right to practice their own religion. There will never be Sharia law in this country.
“To those Burkinabè studying Sharia law in Saudi Arabia, do not return to Burkina Faso. Instead of acquiring technological knowledge and skills that can help develop our country, you chose to study Sharia law. Stay where you are, you won't be allowed back here- President Traore