J-E-N-N-Y

Losing my mind one half-read email at a time. Enjoy my work woes.

[J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor]

Zillow, are you pushing this house to me because it’s in our budget or because you thought we’d vibe with this chaos?

https://t.co/cYf47kC2Gx

[Just Me @MaryMieze]

@ponymom275 @drkellyscriven

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Lisa Heidhoff 🌻 @LHeidhoff]

‘Please,’ she begged, ‘I don’t want this.’
‘You must. The child is destined for greatness.’
‘And what of me? What of my greatness?’
There was no reply.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

If it takes 50 votes to confirm a Supreme Court justice, it should only take 50 votes to overrule them when they act like highly-partisan politicians.

[Haley Dasovich @haleydaso]

Companies hiring social media managers and expecting them to do photography, videography, graphic design, copywriting, brand strategy, monitor metrics, host YouTube, make tiktok dances. The work of an entire marketing team, w/little to no pay

[J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor]

@hannahzwick Twitter do be sending those push notifications at the worst times for me…

[that taylor girl @pdxwildflowers]

@KyleSimchuk @KREM2 This is terrifying

[J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor]

@shoomlah Making a calendar reminder to update my bio landing page to link banners for nostalgia reasons.

[crispin long @crispinoblong]

if reproduction, heterosexuality, and cis-ness for everyone are so natural then why do these values have to be violently enforced by the state

[J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor]

@AOC Genuinely concerned this man is posting his stroke signs on Twitter and getting roasted for it… but also not /that/ concerned 😟

[TerryBlas @TerryBlas]

I’ve never seen Euphoria (I’m sure it’s great and well done, it’s just too intense for what I want to watch right now) but what I do wonder is how busy the guidance counselor of all those kids must be.

[J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor]

@suirenbymucc What.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Why can’t a symptom of Omicron be the inability to gain weight after eating 9 lbs of Christmas ham?

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t my absolute breaking point

[J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor]

@shelbytyler 30 is living in sweatpants so I don’t understand the emoji at the end.

[J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor]

With all the coverage that the Oxford school shooting is getting, I wish some reporter out there would make the conscious effort to stop calling it “a school in Detroit.” The two aren’t even the same county. You hurt both by lumping them together.

[J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor]

These are the situations you get into when you don’t have to “fight” other people for your partners affection. #spontaneousbedtimesplits.

[J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor]

Michael & I, laying in bed rehashing our day.

Michael, laying on his stomach: starts squirming, yells
Me: what’s wrong?
Michael, face down in his pillow: oh nothing, *grunts* I was trying to do the splits
Me: 😑😟

[J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor]

Is it normal for these specific wicker baskets to give you PSTD episodes? Asking for a friend.