listen up, stupids:
first you told us there was a whistleblower.
then you said the whistleblower had tapes.
but then you said you couldn't find the whistleblower.
and then you said the whistleblower was dead.
and finally you said that maybe the tapes didn't exist.
and now we're learning that your whistleblower was a fucking spy for the Chinese government.
and he's in hiding to avoid arrest.
you fucking dipshits, you got duped by a Chinese spy.
take a victory lap, you incompetent morons, you really outclowned yourselves this time
BREAKING: Legendary musician Jack White of the White Stripes rips into some of his fellow celebrities by name for buddying up to Donald Trump in public at a UFC fight in Las Vegas over the weekend.
Trump was spotted glad-handing and chatting with Joe Rogan, Guy Fieri, Mark Wahlberg, and noted antisemite Mel Gibson. Jack White took to Instagram to tear into the traitor-loving celebs—
"Anybody who ‘normalizes’ or treats this disgusting fascist, racist, con man, disgusting piece of shit Trump with any level of respect is ALSO disgusting in my book," wrote White beneath photos of the people at the event.
"That’s you Joe Rogan, you Mel Gibson, you Mark Wahlberg, you Guy Fieri. This is a statement from me, not a discussion/debate. -Jack White III," he went on, pulling no punches.
White absolutely nailed it. This kind of behavior cannot be tolerated by a country that wants to survive.
This display of friendliness towards a fascist failed ex-president — a man who literally tried to overthrow our democracy — is a potent reminder that the super rich are insulated from the effects of destructive MAGA policies. They share class interests and will sell us all down the river if it gets them more tax cuts.
Kudos to Jack White for taking a stand.
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BREAKING: Fox News gets it's latest shocking terrible news as it's revealed that Ray Epps — a Jan 6th insurrectionist who allegedly urged people to enter the Capitol despite never entering the building himself — is preparing to the sue the network for spreading conspiracy theories that he was a secret government agent.
The idea became incredibly popular in MAGA circles after the insurrection. Trumpers wanted to believe that Epps was an FBI agent or something similar because it would mean that the deadly coup attempt was actually the government's fault.
Tucker Carlson suggested that the failure to prosecute Epps was a result of him being protected by the government.
Epps and his wife were forced to leave their home in Arizona and have been living in hiding thanks to a slew of death threats from right-wingers who have fallen for the conspiracy theory.
"We informed Fox in March that if they did not issue a formal on-air apology that we would pursue all available avenues to protect the Eppses’ rights. That remains our intent,” said a lawyer for Epps.
While Epps himself deserves little sympathy for his role in the insurrection, all bad news for Fox News should be celebrated. Losing the Dominion Voting lawsuit was a disaster for them. Hopefully, this story has a similar ending.
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@BobDouros @ehollima @ThePoliticalPom@krassenstein But what the Blatts believed was duplicity was actually an intentional scheme to boost revenues by the Trump campaign and the for-profit company that processed its online donations, WinRed.
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@BobDouros @ehollima @ThePoliticalPom@krassenstein You are clearly not a patriot. The former guy pretends he won the election and took $250 million from his supporters who believed his lies. President Biden is working for all Americans and not just the ones who voted for him. Can’t wait for this guy to finish his cases.
(1,2) For those not paying attention, the @RonDeSantis affects on Florida are deeply concerning. Florida is now failing hard. Conventions are getting canceled, companies are canceling plans to bring employees here, and the workers who work in construction, in agriculture, and
And btw @elonmusk, this is all your fault. You fucked up. You made a bunch of mistakes. You’re treating your customers like shit. Come on man, be honest and own it. You still got time to turn things around. But you gotta be an honest broker.
@WalshFreedom Right? Desperate times call for a guy who knows how to help
America fix her soul without needing a lot of
adulation. President Biden is the person for these strange times. 💙💙
Friday night Tequila tweet: We don’t always get what we want. We don’t always get to vote for someone we really believe in, someone we’re crazy for, or someone who inspires us. Joe Biden too old for you? Not progressive enough for you? Tough shit. In 2020, Donald Trump tried to end our democracy. He must NEVER get elected again. Therefore, our ONLY job right now is to defeat Trump/Trumpism & defend democracy. THAT’S IT. And Biden is the only person in the game right now who can do that. So quit whining about Biden. Quit pushing a 3rd party. NOT NOW. Instead, respectfully, grow the fuck up, do your job, & defend our democracy.
Mike Pence to a voter who accused him of not following Trump’s orders on Jan. 6:
“I’m sorry, ma’am, but that’s actually what the Constitution says...No vice president in American history ever asserted the authority that you have been convinced that I had...President Trump was wrong about my authority that day, & he’s still wrong.”
@TK04355699@NC_Governor Thank you Governor Cooper. The Trumplicans are running on a platform of
hate when they could be focused on kitchen table issues that actually help
Americans….like teacher pay and quality ECE programs.
Trickle-down meant slashing public investment that helped drive long-term growth.
We used to rank #1 in the world for research and development. Now we're 9th.
We used to have the best infrastructure in the world. Now we're 13th.
Under Bidenomics, we’re turning this around.