Letters From No. 10

(Un)real correspondence from Britain's most famous political address

[(Jo(hn (Ru)ss)ell) @offthebellcurve]

@LettersFrom10 @garius Heh - the picture is of Haydn who wrote the music of the German national anthem used by…dammit! *reads book again*

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

Oh Good! Looks like Boris got the PM's leaving present. #london #BorisJohnson #politics

[John Bull @garius]

Meanwhile in 2017, Nige and Boris' post-#brexit US trade negotiations don't quite go as planned...

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

@geofftech George says stay away from the Holborn Bunker or you might be next.

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

The PM hears you, grieving nation. Osborne will rein the Dark Accountants in a bit.

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

The Prime Minister wishes to make it known that he has several muslim friends. You've just never met them. #PMQs

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

Also we just learnt that you really shouldn't misspell 'Theresa May' in Google. Gove went to the bathroom 15mins ago and still isn't back.

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

And she said "FACT" so it must be true.

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

In case you're wondering. Theresa May says the other two are "probably hanging around with Sadiq. FACT." https://t.co/fbY82fa9Rm

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Thursday's Telegraph: "One in three terrorists exploits borders" #tomorrowspaperstoday #bbcpapers

[John Bull @garius]

"Most racist man on TV.And I'm watching a Britain First spot thats a Union Jack explosion in a war memorial factory" https://t.co/kAhkT66yi7

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

The Prime Minister wishes to make it known that he has several muslim friends. You've just never met them. #PMQs

[John Bull @garius]

George has shed his lizard skin & is back.He would like to speak to whoever released that jape about the Living Wage https://t.co/Fl6cz7aICy

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

Misleading. The child was an orphan procured so George Osborne could eat her soul. She's not bored. She's leftovers. https://t.co/LuEN8r97BN

[Zoë Paramour @ZoeParamour]

Reading to children: Obamas: 1 - Cameron: 0

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

April fools is all fun and games until something goes wrong... #AprilFools #steelcrisis

[Neil Kennett @NeilKennett]

"...and George always spends the Easter break in his lizard form..." - that is priceless :) https://t.co/KfgytEZ37b

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

George says you guys shouldn't think of this as 40,000 jobs gone, but as a great opportunity for the British film industry. Brassed Off 2!

[John Bull @garius]

"Nothing harshes a Robert-Miles vibe in Gravity more than catching sight of Beardy Corbyn on the TV above the bar." https://t.co/cciTN7BZMk

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

Terribly unfair to say we don't care about #steelcrisis. We're making Javid come home from his jolly! #tatasteel

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

YABVU? "Yay! Academies! Best Value! Uhuh!" That's probably it, isn't it? @MumsnetTowers

[Letters From No. 10 @LettersFrom10]

@CadizOranges @kazjohnson Don't worry, David let HR know.