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I reside on the edge.

[You @lettilsiolb]

@jordanbpeterson you're scaring me, Dr. Peterson.

[You @lettilsiolb]

@jordanbpeterson how many grams of mushrooms does it take to get to your level of woke?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sweating, Shaking Pharmaceutical CEO Says He Can Stop Profiting Off Opioid Epidemic Anytime He Wants https://t.co/97zh9WQ2YM

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Drunk Women Find Their Run Across Busy Street Hilarious https://t.co/pnVumotXaD

[You @lettilsiolb]

@jordanbpeterson yelling fire in a crowded theater, so to speak.

[You @lettilsiolb]

Your MCM retweets fake psychology Twitter accounts.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

7 Ways To Break Your Pushover Friend Who Just Started Standing Up For Himself https://t.co/X7jnyFro8Z

[You @lettilsiolb]

Drink that pre-workout before you hit the club.

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

There is nothing that indicates the necessity for self-repair more clearly than hatred of the opposite sex.

[You know @Tmoney68]

Son: When did u know you were old?

Me: When I started saying 'congratulations' to friends who said they were pregnant instead of 'oh shit.'

[Ryan @ryann_1738]

Goodnight guys, had my heart broken twice today. But thats okay!! Tomorrow is a new day haha 😊

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Does Good Job Getting Drunk https://t.co/SuzzuSMXw5

[You @lettilsiolb]

@normmacdonald Dostoevsky?

[You @lettilsiolb]

@rebeccasekine19 failure is a stepping stone to greatness.

[You @lettilsiolb]

@rebeccasekine19 how long did you try to look sexy eating a fajita before you came to this conclusion?

[Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs]

1990: The future of video games will be incredible!

2017:

[You @lettilsiolb]

@barbbtarbox @ me next time

[You @lettilsiolb]

@ashbabiiak first dates! Classic!

[You @lettilsiolb]

The only possible road to being a truly good person is realizing you are most likely a bad person.