Nothing cock blocks the boys more than whales calling the cops for since they hear other girls getting dick. Get off the phone and hop on the scale #shrink#itwasaphi
@doyskibets I’ve had sand in my clit before too. It hurts, but real men can find a way to skate it out and get back in the positives. Real Americans can figure it out, but it sounds like I’m going to have to part ways with this poser. #doyskiontop
@johnnydogs84 need some expert opinion for our in class debate. Theoretically if you had to have intercourse with an animal that want a human, what would be the top 5 in your opinion?
Weird how rooks think they can steal beer and think it’s normal. I mean yeah daddy might not pay for their beer but does that mean they can just dick around and not listen to anyone. I mean just go do a puck walk and get birds over to the house it’s not that hard #jdisgay