Jessica Chen

Wherein I share inside jokes I have with myself, with you

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

I wrote about everyone's favorite humiliation ritual: waiting on a long ass line
https://t.co/8xQsI0gdGV

[April @aprilglick]

please let me back into the coconut tree I would no longer like to exist in this context

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

@notmeghanmarkle @lexyhwhite WOOHOOO

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

We love to see it @notmeghanmarkle!!!!!!!

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Our Social Producer and resident #BTSARMY recapped #JungKookonTODAY. She was the mastermind behind most of our social videos today, too.

We hope y’all had as much fun as we did and thanks for spending your morning with us, Army. 💜 #JungKook #BTS https://t.co/aeWVLdQvsW

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

@fluffysheeep I will gladly go back and forth w you in a joint interview format

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

@caffeinatedkev_ Next time lie

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become proficient in microsoft powerpoint

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

@kyle_senpai nobody:
kyle: so far today I've had an apricot

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

@loafwithsoph ok very good answers

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

what's a food packaging that has a worse ux than bacon

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

Study abroad? I barely know her

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

@notmeghanmarkle Oh to be shirtless and munching a hot dog middle-first

[lil chickpea 🪐 @glowyspice]

“the eclipse of it all” - @lettucejess

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

“This is a community that doesn’t ask for much—not trendy restaurants or buildings with amenities,” @XochitltheG writes of Sunset Park, where a gunman opened fire on Tuesday, injuring 29. “They just want to feel safe.”

https://t.co/pQyeIyorDo

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

@loafwithsoph QUEEN OF TIMING

[kyle @kyle_senpai]

Sexual harassment trainings in 2025:

Your coworker Henrik is showing off his crypto wallet to another employee and you catch a glimpse of an NFT that depicts his fursona pleasuring his favorite anime protagonist.

Is this sexual harassment?

[❀go green for NCT❀ ❇️ @jungwoostwin]

@maoxel

[Jessica Chen @lettucejess]

@kyle_senpai hehehe

[kev @caffeinatedkev_]

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