🚨BREAKING🚨
Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.
It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.
Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.
I just spent two weeks traveling through Europe with almost zero social media.
Turned X back on today and it was like walking into a room where everyone was screaming at each other.
Meanwhile, after visiting multiple countries and being around thousands of people from every background imaginable, none of that outrage exists in the real world.
Most normal people are just living their lives.
The crap you see on internet isn’t reality.
And sometimes you need to unplug to remember that. I’m glad I did.
@Mangalawyer Gears of war E day is the first game to happen in the gears of war timeline so my theory is this: The locust upon emerging on E day, killed all the ugly women first. That's is why in the later games, only beautiful women are left. Canonically it makes sense.