LevineOfTheDay

Celebrating the snarky catharsis shouted out from the depths of a Bloomberg terminal - more on @levineoftheday on IG

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@HollowStew78431 Erect

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@amandafortini Especially the part where every writer thinks they’re fucking Chaupin

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@LevAkabas @NateDuncanNBA @NBAcrazystats @TommyBeer Analytically, the Knicks are already NBA champions

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@SkyxOxxx Is that Ariel?

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@TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @oilysailor @tomwfootball @benjilanyado (And thanks Elon, for the algorithm upgrades so my replies are not chronological and thus incoherent)

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@TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @oilysailor @tomwfootball @benjilanyado they were consistently at the end of a break or a cross that left them without defenders in sight to block and therefore wasn’t that shocking they scored 5. That seems to be the fly in the xG ointment for me

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@TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @oilysailor @tomwfootball @benjilanyado Contrast that against PSG and their XG being so puzzlingly low, but that whole game was full of them creating chances that while the final kick came from the edge of the 18 yard box & thus a lower xG on avg…

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@TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @oilysailor @tomwfootball @benjilanyado But does not count for the entire move, which seems to have an incredible degree of difficulty as you even said, Duncan, that Guhei is shocked that the science of the ball coming toward him & his jump somehow doesn’t allow him to defend it and suddenly Valverde is through

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@TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @oilysailor @tomwfootball @benjilanyado The third goal that is a perfectly executed chip and then flick over Guhei & then scored is a “.67” ??? It seems like the grading is based on the final kick because at that point, he’s at the 6 yard box and a mostly open goal. It has a higher XG.

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@TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @oilysailor @tomwfootball @benjilanyado Listening to this and the debate about “upgrading XG“ and I feel like you walked right past it when talking about Valverde goals and their respective XG.

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@Kekius_Sage I still don’t fully understand - do we all have our own Claude “agents” or are we all talking to the same one Claude?

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@TheSalonDon You mean - when the Utah Jazz player (Rudy Gobert) caught COVID before tip off at OKC?

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@teslaownersSV Gotta Grok It - better appeal, rolls off tongue + not just ripping 90s Nike

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@unusual_whales Pretty sure Ben & Casey Affleck pioneered this in 97 with Good Will Hunting

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Dishing investment advice tonight direct from former Goldman Desk - DM me to #venmome

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@coffeebreak_YT The only response to this is for SBF to dump $400m into Doge & see who blinks 1st

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@matt_levine Congrats on the future offers to write the crypto rules by an entity to be named later

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@RobinhoodApp @vladtenev your deposit process & wait time is such a fucking scam to drive ppl to pay for your amateur gold service. Funds left my bank on 4/7 & still not available is a joke in todays time - get your shit together