Erin

assume I'm hungry

[Matt Somerstein @MPSomerstein]

can we get some a.i. to pick plastic out of the ocean or do all the robots need to be screenwriters?

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Can Elon Musk buy and destroy Fox News instead?

['CHKDSK' ''MUSIC'' @activeshouter]

putting pronouns in my bio and 45 seconds later a tesla on autopilot crashes through my living room window

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Sex is cool, but have you ever paid $44 billion for an edit button?

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Happy tax day! The average billionaire effectively pays a 3.4% tax rate while the average worker pays 25%!

[beanslover (jACAB Blizard) @JacobBlizard]

We gotta put the god back in TGIFridays

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

on any given day the guy who snatches an armful of handbags and runs away is easily the least criminal person to enter the louis vuitton store

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

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┓┓┓┓┓┃ ＼＼ ppl who listen
┓┓┓┓┓┃ to albums on shuffle
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[Erin @levylou94]

Do the dishes on your drying rack ever tell a very specific story?

[JESSE (With No “i”) @Mr4thAndLong]

THIS. IS. A. MASTERPIECE
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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Keep the faith, guys. We’re gonna win this.

[Erin @levylou94]

@realJayKelner Now this is a platform I can get behind

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Please stop calling undocumented people who pay taxes “freeloaders”. A freeloader is a trust-fund billionaire who pays $0 in federal income taxes for 10 out of 15 years and then receives top-notch government-funded health care when he gets sick.

[Rozzay @KingOfBaghdadJr]

Fellas, is it gay to care about public health?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wear a mask.

[Erin @levylou94]

Seems legit

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Apparently saying “Cactus Jack sent me” at McDonalds doesn’t work for the Travis Scott meal @YoungMantis2

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

say Cactus Jack sent you