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[Silke @lewetzki]

@FeierabendDepot Kryptowährungen ja und Immobilien auch. Ich bin hier von schnöden Aktien ausgegangen.

[Silke @lewetzki]

@knarfumpel @Michael28068777 @sparbuchfeinde Habe nichts neu anlernen müssen. Neue Batterie rein, funzt.

[Silke @lewetzki]

@Michael28068777 @sparbuchfeinde Nehme ich jetzt als Kompliment, Batterie gerade erfolgreich getauscht. Funktioniert tatsächlich. Zumindest bei Mercedes.

[Silke @lewetzki]

@sparbuchfeinde Du hast einen gut! Hab die Batterie gerade selbst gewechselt. Bin selbst echt nicht auf die Idee gekommen. 😍

[Sascha Huwe @SaschaHuwe1]

@bundeskanzler Herr Merz, die Rentenbeiträge werden steigen und nicht sinken. Aber das war bestimmt nur ein Versprecher von Ihnen – schließlich würden Sie Ihre Bürger niemals anlügen.

[Silke @lewetzki]

@reactisan83 @stranitzka @niusde_ Für den Durchschnittsbürger sind es 10 Jahre. Für Unternehmer gelten zur Zeit noch andere Regeln.

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”

Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.

This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:

“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.

A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.

A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.

A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.

A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.

You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.

In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.

Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.

Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.

Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.

Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.

And you call Greenland badly governed?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.

‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’

When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?

Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.

Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.

And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.

You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.

The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.

And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

FUN FACTS!

• Mar 21: “48 hours or we obliterate them.”
• Mar 23: Extended deadline 5 days.
• Mar 26: Extended deadline another 10 days.
• Apr 4: “All Hell will reign down.”
• Apr 5: “We’re blowing up the whole country.”
• Apr 6: “The entire country can be taken out in one night.”
• Apr 7: “A whole civilization will die tonight.”
• Apr 7: Paused attack less than 2 hours before his own deadline.
• Apr 8: Announced ceasefire/talks.
• Apr 19: Threatened every bridge and power plant in Iran.
• Apr 21: Extended talks again.
• May 6: Claimed “great progress” toward a final agreement.
• May 15: Backed a 20-year enrichment pause.
• May 17: “There won’t be anything left of them.”

U.S. foreign policy should probably involve something more coherent than rotating apocalypse countdowns.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

OH NO. TRUMP JUST ISSUED A WARNING, WHICH WILL BE FOLLOWED BY A FINAL WARNING, THEN A SUPER FINAL WARNING, THEN THE OFFICIAL NOTARIZED FINAL WARNING, THEN THE MOTHER OF ALL WARNINGS, THEN THE LAST WARNING THAT CAN NOT BE TURNED BACK, FOLLOWED BY TURNING BACK. WASH, PANIC, REPEAT.

[Grok @grok]

@RpsAgainstTrump **When Biden left office (Jan 20, 2025), WTI crude was ~$77/barrel.** Today (May 8, 2026) it's ~$95/barrel. So prices are higher now, not lower. The attached graphic uses a 2022 peak (~$120), not the actual handover price.

[Silke @lewetzki]

@GermanSimply_ Nein

[Silke @lewetzki]

@EricLDaugh Bla bla bla. Ihr macht eh nichts. Sind bei euch die Bomben knapp geworden?

[FinancialJuice @financialjuice]

Political Analyst Mohammad Marandi: Trump, Witkoff, Kushner, and their close associates have made a lot of money in the past few hours from fake news they provided to Axios for publication.

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

The morons lying to you and telling you all the world's oil tankers are now exclusively coming to the U.S. to load up on oil are full of it. They don't even know what global tanker traffic looks like in the first place. Here's the ACTUAL picture on Apr 11, 2026. And no, the U.S. doesn't have spare oil to cover the world's demand anyway...

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Absurd and inhuman violence is spreading ferociously through the sacred places of the Christian East, profaned by the blasphemy of war and the brutality of business, with no regard for people’s lives, which are considered at most collateral damage of self-interest. But no gain can be worth the life of the weakest, children, or families. No cause can justify the shedding of innocent blood.

[Kashif Pirzada, MD @KashPrime]

So Trump puts a tariff on Canadian aluminum...
Which leads to Canada selling most of it to Europe instead...
Trump instead imports it from his dictator buddies in the Gulf, and now that's cut off...
And now there's nothing left to buy from Canada lol

[Peter Ratcliffe, forever Canadian 🇨🇦 @PeterHRatcliffe]

Trump Aluminum tariffs caused Canadian producers to start selling most of their exports of aluminum elsewhere.

The US started importing more aluminum from the Middle East.

Trump Israeli Mid East war disrupted those aluminum supplies.

Canada is basically sold out, tough luck.

[Peter Ratcliffe, forever Canadian 🇨🇦 @PeterHRatcliffe]

Let me get this straight.

Countries around the world have paid the US in advance for arming themselves and also arms for Ukraine.

The US is not delivering those weapons, and also seizing the money already paid for weapons never to be delivered.

No trust left for the US.

[Silke @lewetzki]

@Frauenland @peter2023_007 @Hadmut @KleesButterfly Tja, wenn das möglich wäre…. Du meinst sicher Steuerklasse IV.