Roy Llewellyn

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Roy Llewellyn @LeweyoneR]

@_MikeMcCartney_ @SgtPepper1710 Any idea where this photo was taken Mike?

[Dominic King @DKingTelegraph]

And now you all know how!

[Roy Llewellyn @LeweyoneR]

@DPDgroup_news Receiving my ikea parcel that you have delayed every day for 10 days, disgraceful company. Even said it was in transit to pick up point 2 days ago then yet again delayed. Heard nothing at all today. Need for Xmas!!!

[Anfield Leak @AnfieldLeak]

Agent Harv? 🤣✍️

[Watch LFC @Watch_LFC]

I mean seriously… what is this?

Fans literally just walking through a gate to scan their tickets and this happens? It makes no sense… https://t.co/WDmgisLMST

[Roy Llewellyn @LeweyoneR]

@JoMaloneCBE I finally made it here this morning ☀️ doesn't disappoint 🍻

[Roy Llewellyn @LeweyoneR]

@Easyjet hi, could do with some help. Trying to change a booking to different dates. New flights are cheaper but wants to charge me extra. Thanks

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

Well done 👏

[Roy Llewellyn @LeweyoneR]

@easyJet thanks Rob at customer services for sorting my flight changes. Spot on service all dealt with in a couple of messages 👏👍

[Roy Llewellyn @LeweyoneR]

@easyJet bit of help please. My flight has been cancelled for May 8th. I'm happy to move dates. Have tried to move to Feb. New flights are £2 cheaper overall to book on app yet when I try to move wants to charge me an extra £103. If I can't transfer I'll have to take a refund 🤔

[Roy Llewellyn @LeweyoneR]

@jet2tweets can't fault your customer service. Cancelled flights were refunded within three days. Look forward to flying with you again as soon as possible 👍

[Roy Llewellyn @LeweyoneR]

@BeerwulfWebshop hi, have 2 orders placed with you. One from 5th Dec. Haven't had any contact since confirmation email. Delivery date was supposed to be 11th...

[Mike Moran MBE @MikeMoranMBE]

Seeing people downplay the issues with cancer services by saying 'it isn't contagious' makes me extremely angry.

People of all ages and backgrounds will lose their lives unnecessarily because of this. I don't care if it's contagious or not, more has to be done.