iestyn Lewis

Man, Dad, Husband, Son.

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@BrexitFails I read that they don’t use IT at her school, just good old non-woke educational values. No iPads just Kipling, Dickens and Shakespeare (and plenty of ‘discipline’ of course). I haven’t heard her cry to ‘bring back the cane’. Maybe that’s for next years NatCon speech.

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@debra_shakes Elon not a fan of coconut seemingly.

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@WhatabouteryRT Shame, I used to like T-Rex.

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@PippaCrerar Fireplace Salesman of the Year 2007 is BACK! In your face haters!

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@LifeAfloat Just stumbled across you on Twitter and read through your website. Felt compelled to wish you the best in what sounds an amazing journey and will be following your progress over the coming months with interest. Take care.

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@piersmorgan Have you been drinking Piers? We’re all glad to see the back of Liz and Boris 2.0 but the Sunak ‘speech’ was like a hostage video. Either that or the human incarnation of Siri.

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@darrengrimes I think you’re thick.

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@toryboypierce @nadhimzahawi Save the propaganda for people like yourself eh?

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@Bbmorg Encourage a war with Russia?

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@theoldnat @NadineDorries Good spot. Think autocorrect may have changed bull to big also.

[Lichfield’s Lips 💋 @lichfield_lips]

This. Is. Amazing.

Mostly because of its accuracy.

H/t @RangerPaulX

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@JonesCitizen1 Excuse me madam. Would you mind giving up your seat for me and my banker friends?

[Karl Turner MP @KarlTurnerMP]

Rosie Holt is easily my favourite Tory MP. No matter the issue she’s always there to loyally support the PM. 👏

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@RosieisaHolt Kind of you to blank out identity of person tweeting. It was Nadine Dorries wasn’t it?

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@sturdyAlex Have they tried zero hours contract?

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

That's more like it. It's time to back Boris and build back better.

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@secrettory12 Do we have to adjust the daily cases to account for multiple identities?

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@Bennyhaben @JuneSim63 @RishiSunak If he could sell a loan to a customer while convincing them it’s a rebate I’d imagine it would be bonus and promotion time.

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg I’m not sure whether it’s the fact that you entered voluntarily into a treaty with the EU that clearly risked causing this OR that you use the qualifier ‘until a bridge is built’ that is funnier. 😂Did you not read the report from the £800m consultation?

[iestyn Lewis @lewis_iestyn]

@GrahamMillar19 @itvpeston @Peston ‘I’m the king of the world!’