The Wood Chipper

Tracking the Trump Administration from "They have my 100% full endorsement" to "I don't know that person and have never met them". And grifting of course.

[The Wood Chipper @lewoodchipper]

Fuck off, dork!

[U.S. Attorney Aaron Reitz @USAttyReitz]

@SenWarren is on the warpath to wield her committee gavel like a tomahawk, seeking the scalps of those who associate “too closely” with President Trump.

Congressional investigations can’t be used to punish Americans for exercising their 1A rights.

My first arrow shot:

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

Sweet justice and instant Karma for the KKKaren, Cindy Hyde-Smith! Congratulations to Scott Colom and to the state of Mississippi! You will finally have an intelligent, compassionate Senator who will work for the people! 🇺🇸

[The Wood Chipper @lewoodchipper]

Fuck off. Ignorance is not a redeeming quality.

[TRUE TEXAN @TXHCREP]

Mary Peltola did not win Alaska, just like the rest of the flipped Senate seats. This was outright a rigged steal, nationwide and something better be done about it ON A STATE and NATIONAL LEVEL.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

The absolute best assessment I've seen so far...

[The Wood Chipper @lewoodchipper]

O'Leary can fuck off. Can't stand that prick.

[Barbara Othmer @OthmerBarbara]

O Leary is clueless but has a big mouth

[Sabby Sabs @SabbySabs2]

This story is getting wilder by the minute. 👀 Meet Michael Alfonso. Sean Duffy’s son in law. Guess who funded his campaign? 🤨

[Regulator🇺🇸 @Revolutioig9]

What could possibly go wrong? @Quadcarl

[Tom Cruiser™ @thetomcruisr]

Look at these pathetic fucks 😭

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

This fucking idiot didn’t show up until it was over. Never ending clown show. Sean Duffy is a disaster.

[The Wood Chipper @lewoodchipper]

Your guy is a fucking reality tv contestant. He fucked up because he has no fucking idea what he is doing. #trumpfail

[USDOT Rapid Response @USDOTRapid]

Today’s outage was NOT caused by new technology deployments — it happened because of our legacy analog telecom system is outdated.

As @SecDuffy has said repeatedly — it’s time to finish the job and PASS THE MODERN SKIES ACT NOW

[Internet Nick Nuñez 🇵🇷 @blocktimusprime]

You cannot ask “what network are you from” when the network YOU came from was fucking MTV

[The Wood Chipper @lewoodchipper]

lol

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

🚨GAME CHANGER🚨

Introducing “SMART” — the new air traffic management tool that saves YOU time, cuts back DELAYS, and makes your flying experience BETTER

MORE TO COME ✈️

[Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF]

Wait, wait...it was called SMART???

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy was just hyping new AI software the FAA was about to deploy nationwide. It is unclear if this is related to today's outages.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: JACK SMITH UNDER OATH: “Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation.”

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Simply: Sean @SecDuffy is a moron

[The Wood Chipper @lewoodchipper]

This is what happens when you put a reality tv contestant and a plumber in charge! The most inept administration in the history of the United States! #trumpfail,

[The Wood Chipper @lewoodchipper]

Looks like a drinker.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Ricky Schroeder is over on instagram threatening civil war because of the midterms

[The Wood Chipper @lewoodchipper]

The guy has not been seen in public in three days?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mullin: The president took a lead in this immediately. That's what leaders do. President Trump's the best at leading us.

[The Wood Chipper @lewoodchipper]

Why the fuck haven’t you given a press conference? Where are you? If it turns out that you uploaded a new ai program prematurely, you are toast!

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

The @FAAnews issued a nationwide ground stop for all U.S. airports following a communication issue impacting all Air Route Traffic Control Centers. FAA technicians are investigating the issue. We will provide immediate updates as we have them.