alexia woerner

Its kinda fun to do the impossible

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

Something to live by

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

@Hersheys make a crackle bar with dark chocolate. Let me come taste it

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

I found a new addiction in runDisney events… I was chatting in a running group about costumes and someone mentioned there is group of them running dressed up as Kevin
(From UP) to make a flock of Kevin’s.
I’ve never wanted to be apart of anything more

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

Why do we have teasers for Super Bowl halftime shows.. just let us be suprised

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

Convinced people cannot drive

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

Went to starbucks this morning and there was a man smoking a black n mild outside and a women twerking inside… this is all at 6:30am

[Barstool CCU @BarstoolCCU]

What a fucking touchdown. Chants Up Ass Down. This team is so back. Never left. Rail Southern

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

It’s amazing how everyone who will be affected by the up coming storm is just watching, waiting and anticipating But there are states watching it on the tv like it’s a foreign place.

[Coastal Carolina University @CCUChanticleers]

4-0. RT if you're ready to be back at Brooks Stadium next weekend. 💪🏈

[Town of Longboat Key @TownofLBK]

@lex1441 captured Quick Point Nature Preserve here on #LongboatKey perfectly! Come on out and visit this little piece of serenity. #beauty

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

What did you do at work today 🤔 I escorted a giant penguin through multiple elementary schools to say hello to all the students

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

I just voted for #SharkTripEatPreyChum for the Jawscers win! Watch #SharkWeek all week long to play along. #giveaway

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

Over the High School drama

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

One my workers comes up to me and shows me a picture of how he decorated his house for Halloween.. this man put a JETSKI on his front lawn and had skeletons dogs riding it and two more skeletons being pulled by it. All in the front lawn🤦🏼‍♀️

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

No one knew a Chanticleer from a chandelier before this season started.

Now Coastal Carolina is ranked and they're having more fun than anybody else in college football 😂

[k🦇 @madurofritos]

the cast of George Lopez recreating the intro is my new favorite video 🥺

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

This man just casually pulled out a sugar packet box and took his glasses out and put his sunglasses in it. Like it was totally normal

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

Someone called me today and asked how many cells were in a sea turtle.... WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

Incase anyone was wondering my day did not get any better from there 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

This morning I went to go make a cup of coffee. I hit start and walked away. When I came back I realized I never put a cup underneath... if this is how my day is going to go I’m going back to bed and trying again

[alexia woerner @lex1441]

Almost walked into the gym today with no shoes on....🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️