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Freelance, Accounts, Finance ^Own Fiefdom, Genuinely Blue 💙 BMG.

[Mark my strides @lex_makau]

@kahome_steve Doesn't the 15% WHT on interest earned obliterate the very essence of avoiding low returns by banks on deposits?

[Mark my strides @lex_makau]

@SonOfChelsea So long as it's city getting the L, I don't care!

[Mark my strides @lex_makau]

@SonOfChelsea Quite so, how Monaco took us for a ride still baffles me to date!

[Mark my strides @lex_makau]

@CFCPys Awful officiating that one!

[Nino @Dat_boy_nino]

While Chelsea were winning the UCL against Bayern Munich in their own backyard in 2012, Man City were busy announcing their match attendance of 1,086.

That’s the club I should be arguing with about who’s bigger as a Chelsea fan? 😭

I’ll pass, pls. 🤣🤣

[Uber West Ham @UberWestHam]

Proper Cunt 💩🖕🏼

[Mark my strides @lex_makau]

@CFCPys Hope Spain gets eliminated for this bam to enough interview time ffs

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Hello KRA.

Si mfanye rationing basi.

- Nairobi gets iTax from 5:00–8:00 p.m.

- Coast 8:00–9:00 p.m.

- Rift Valley 9:00–9:30 p.m.

- Western 9:30–10:00 p.m.

- Nyanza 10:00–10:30 p.m.

- Eastern 10:30–11:00 p.m.

- North Eastern 11:00–11:30 p.m.

- Murima 11:30 p.m.–12:00 a.m.

At least we will know our filing shift.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA has graduated to your tax accountant,

Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.

• Starting in January 2027, it is KRA that shall FIRST tell you, what income it believes you earned in 2026. And what taxes you shall therefore pay.

KRA will do this by generating a pre populated income tax return using the information it already has, such as:

• eTIMS data
• PAYE records
• Withholding tax records
• Plus any other information already in KRA systems

KRA shall then send you this pre-populated return by 31st January 2027.

Once you receive it, you have 2 MONTHS (February and March), and 2 OPTIONS. To either:

• Confirm it. If it is correct. Or,

• Reject & amend it. If KRA got the numbers wrong. And provide your own numbers together with supporting documents.

- If you make your amendments late. Or,
- You do not make any amendments at all,

KRA shall conclude that you have agreed with its assessment, and you shall pay the KRA generated tax bill.

After that, you can use the amended or confirmed return to file your taxes as follows:

• If you are a human being, file by April 30th 2027.

• If you have no flesh & blood (company, partnership, trust, etc), file by June 30th.
(Or the last day of the sixth month after your accounting year ends.)

One more critical mistake to watch.

• Do not assume KRA's numbers are always correct. The law has expressly given you the right to accept or reject the pre-populated return before filing.

Lessons:
• Proper bookkeeping is King in 2026.
• Mark the new tax timelines in your calendar.

Now, reread this slowly.

[Eric @amerix]

A parliament of liars, hypocrites, pretenders, opportunists, clowns and crooks.

[Alonso🇪🇸 @XabiAlons0fan]

😊

[UEFA @UEFA]

🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!

We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

What separates "Ruto" from "tour" is simply the order of the letters.

[Brian Mutiga @brian_mutiga]

William Ruto was elected to punish Kenyan voters for electing bad leaders.

He's not in office to bring development but to show Kenyans what incompetent, clueless & corrupt president can do when given an opportunity to lead.

[Riammo @itsriammo]

I've been denied @KRACare tax compliance because my employer has never remited taxes for 2020 and 2021.

Personally i don't owe Kra any money, my former employer does. The guy didn't pay full salo for a year.

It's unreasonable nd im sure not legal for Kra to deny me something that can potentially make me lose a job opportunity because my estranged employer has not paid taxes.

I'm cooking a lawsuit hoping itaingiana.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Fuck being shy.

Fuck being an introvert.

Son, Strangers will make you rich.

Start networking.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Student anatumia slasher kama kijiko kula ndio PS education alisema wa negotiate na walimu🤣

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

His calmness and strategy should be studied 😂

90+ mins winner

[Mark my strides @lex_makau]

@KenyaPower_Care @osm51407 Hey @KenyaPower_Care , sina stima. Mbona mmeanua without notice, check DM.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Kibaki's era ukiingia nakumatt na thao🤭