Alex Parkinson

"You can call me Al" - Paul Simon, but also myself

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

How many hunks does it take to screw in a light bulb I don't know but invite 'em all over because I love hunks

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

@NicoleGriff1011 AP that’s me

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

💥 MACGRUBER 💥

[slick @dlicj]

if you’re gonna eat this thursday check out thanksgiving

[sabibi ♫•*¨*•.¸♪ ❤︎ @sabbox97]

Anyone who rts the bread boi will be blessed with that bread this week💰

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

I really went to get my COVID vaccine a month ago in a crewneck, wearing nothing underneath. What was I thinking

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

Don’t just pass this over.

[Justin Russo @FlyByKnite]

Not a single lie was told.

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

Can we just take another moment to embrace the fact that we just elected the first woman, first black woman, and first Indian woman to be Vice President in American history?! I’m still pinching myself.

[HSHQ @HSHQ]

VOTE WITH KINDNESS.
For voting resources, go to https://t.co/S0OtCvBMcM.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

If we give Donald Trump another four years in the White House, our planet will never recover.

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

@taylorannnelson Taylor 🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

how it started: how it’s going:

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

Anyone remember crowds?? Idk seems fake

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

My friends and I have a game where we will pick a word and tell each other how we would pronounce it if we were to pronounce it wrong and then we will literally argue about our answers. Anyone else?

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

Because you need to see it again: Donald Trump wouldn’t condemn white supremacists

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

Imagine not believing in science

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

I read a tweet about a D1 athlete and the entire time I was thinking it was about 1D. I was very confused but that’s just where my head is at these days

[Alex Parkinson @lex_parkinson]

@TheTessaDee This is a high not a low. Remember that

[Pen15 on Hulu @pen15show]

There’ve been some developments. Pen15 Season 2 premieres September 18, only on @Hulu. #pen15show