Lexa

clueless & stupid🙃

[Lexa @lexa_fischer]

kinda rude that I have the appetite of a teenage boy and the metabolism of a snail.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

😭

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

when i eat salmon i feel like a bear. like it makes me feel more closely connected to bears

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Hopefully everyone is cool with me skipping the inauguration so I can go to the national title game

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can just say things

[party mom @fifimcfae]

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Kamala’s economy is so mad, mfs need two jobs just to get by.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

Proud of you @JasonKelce

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

social battery running out at the function, call that loosing my yappetite

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of a Martini & Uncrustable

[tate @50FirstTates]

$120 for a tire rotation? trust me they rotate. buddy how do you think i got here

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.

[alyssa🪽 @alyssacarti]

I’m really hungover

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

A funny girl is better than a beautiful girl but I'm both

[Brittany Mahomes @BrittanyMahomes]

We hitting!!!!!! LLLFFFGGGGG