lexa

[lexa @lexac02]

just got shots in my ass and a gabapentin prescription

[lexa @lexac02]

unfortunately the odyssey did just change my life

[lexa @lexac02]

today is the day i crash out

[lexa @lexac02]

not my regular asking me to be his paralegal 🫩 this is the 3rd time i've been offered a job while AT my job lmao

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

@miwalexa the danandphilippines are real!!

[lexa @lexac02]

i have this issue where i go to a colorguard function and watch videos of me dancing and spinning on repeat like she's my dead wife

[lexa @lexac02]

my tik tok is making me want to binge all the spiderman movies

[jezz @JezziiB]

Brian Thompson's family is expected to give victim impact statements in Luigi Mangione's trial.

I'm more interested in hearing the victim impact statements from the family and clients of United Healthcare who were denied coverage and had their lives ended it ruined.

[lexa @lexac02]

i gotta find a way to make this work 🫩

[lexa @lexac02]

just woke up from 5 hr nap

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[lexa @lexac02]

if i had known evanescence was going to be in charlotte i would've done unspeakable things to go

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[lexa @lexac02]

manifesting contract

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[lexa @lexac02]

just finished a devastating book while drunk

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

Being autistic is crazy. Like why am I being so polite to these people when they're literally making me feel the most cripplingly lonely and alienated I've ever felt in my life

[amna ☆ @fa1rycre]

date idea: i stalk your twitter account in front of you and ask u to explain every single vague tweet u’ve ever made

[lexa @lexac02]

don't even talk to me rn i'm so full