do you ever just want to fight yourself? this week I:
1. drove down the highway the wrong way
2. woke up at 5am for a sunrise that ended up setting the opposite way I was facing
3. “lost” my purse for 24 hours when it was actually buried in a random suitcase
a man you haven’t spoke to in a year who just broke up with his gf will really slide up on your story and hit you with “where’s that?” on a picture of a place he’s been to 80x