Dumpling’s Mom

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Summer Jaeger @SummrWrites]

No bestie, you cannot pay me to crochet something for you.

First of all, the yarn for that project costs $50.

It’s going to take 60 hours to complete. If you’re offering me minimum wage (but I’ve been doing this for years so really?),

60 x $15.15 = $909
+ cost of yarn = $959

That blanket is gonna run you almost $1,000. 😅

And that is why you cannot find real crocheted items in stores.

And why you should hug your grandmama when she crochets something for you.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

happy mother’s day to the cat moms

[Mar ; @ihoonlatte]

cuando me doy cuenta que no voy a pasar toda mi vida junto a mi gata pero ella va a pasar toda la suya conmigo

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

The viral New York bagel sensation PopUp Bagels is officially opening on the Beltline February 6. 🥯

[coldties @__coldties]

“Hudson is my best friend, and I literally can’t fathom doing this without him.”

[Dumpling’s Mom @lexalisms]

There is nothing I HATE MORE than being required to download an app. WHY CANT I USE THE BROWSER ON MY PHONE????

[.ens @x_ensase]

tattooing this on the back of my eyelids so i can see it even with my eyes closed

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

#heatedrivalry: running through my head

[Dumpling’s Mom @lexalisms]

@mcflurry_slut Dumpling

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

Georgia next year

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don't do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

there are two types of people in the world:

– ”It’s already 10pm”
and
– ”It’s only 10pm”

and they marry each other.

[Sasa needs $20K, so he @SASAoyobio]

Rapture happened, if you’re here, you’re bisexual.

[jerry jones’s brain worm @daydenjaniels5]

Tyler’s dad seeing that 100k reward https://t.co/DMrHLt8mOa

[𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲⸆⸉ 🪩☁️ @cloverbloom_]

Officially waiting for two orange things to drop