Alex

Moderately depressed, vaguely avuncular.

[Alex @lexanderJohnson]

@palettestaches Tv on the easel kinda rips

[Alex @lexanderJohnson]

@BottlngSunshine I just ordered a couple of your pieces online, looking forward to getting them!

[Alex @lexanderJohnson]

@palettestaches absolutely sick work

[Esse @DetectivEsse]

The Pokopia dialogues keep frying me 😭

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Sorry your tummy hurts honey but we don't have healthcare because our government is bombing Wile E. Coyote paintings

[barney @barneyxbt]

How are they getting to “vote” on whether their crimes are made public or not?

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

[Hasty @hastyttv]

Pokémon Day into World War III is the most fucked up whiplash one could imagine

[Alex @lexanderJohnson]

@voxconlan This line has stuck in my head since 2018, it’s hilariously subtle. You instantly know the archetype he’s playing.

[Kyle Blomquist @BlomquistForMI]

Not a single person implicated in the Epstein files is facing criminal charges, but DHS has subpoenaed the personal information of U.S. citizens that criticize ICE.

Dismantle the Orwellian surveillance state.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they can go to prison for criticizing ICE but every pedophile in the Epstein files is still free

[Alex @lexanderJohnson]

@MysticFoxyWolf Gerard might be my favorite PC the d20 crew has ever played

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

Family started talking about their AI usage and I’m genuinely trying not to tweak. https://t.co/C3o5S26eF1

[SOVKA @monsterSOVKA]

happy #Artistday 🌱

[eStarland @eStarland]

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

[Alex @lexanderJohnson]

@Mazalthan @benquadok Wisher is so good, one of my favorite albums of the year

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

who made this 💀