nonchalant oldhead

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

ME: It's okay for me to be smoking weed because I don't have any kids.

PLUG: Why do you always buckle up in here dude. We're never gonna move nowhere

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Lords of the Fallen is to Dark Souls what Greta Van Fleet is to Led Zeppelin

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business. We can’t have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We can’t have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We can’t have peace because it threatens the weapons industry.

[natalia✴️🍊☁️ @sublimeriot]

as americans, we live in a culture that rewards sociopathy and i need us to stop pretending otherwise. we exist in a cruel, domination centered hierarchal society that bleeds into every single persons psyche at the unconscious level. even so called “good people” perpetuate it.

[episode one @E1podcast]

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

[🏴سایه @idkijustthibk]

I think there’s something deeply wrong with the way I resent having a job. I know it’s fine morally to not want to be coerced to work for survival, but most people have the ability to suck it up. But I am haunted by the reality of my one life on this planet being owned by others.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

McNulty: I will be the drunkest man who ever lived

Bunk: No. I will

Kima: I am breaking into male-dominated fields such as policing, being drunk, & cheating on your woman 24/7

Herc: [oafish grunting]

Lester: I Am Become The Wire.

[whis_pea @whis_pea]

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…

[ً @zanderceo]

u think we’ll miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel

[nonchalant oldhead @lexaprogoblin]

@AriatiiX Severance fans when you don’t like an episode they liked: 🤬😡🤬😡🤬

[alexˡᵒᵛᵉˢ ᵏᵉⁿⁿʸ @dybaladoubt]

you're laughing. i asked who made party rock anthem and you're laughing.