lex the mess

secretly a blueberry nutrigrain bar 🪴

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

lexie’s brutally honest affirmations: a thread

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

I’m trying to mind my business but some of y’all be mistaking the algorithm for The Universe and it shows for everyone but you :(

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

hi! I’m a ✨workaholic✨like my dad and don’t want to traumatize my hypothetical future children.

Fellow tweeters: please comment your likehacks for slowing down, taking a breather and remembering it’s okay to be smell the flowers you’re growing in your garden?

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

I’m going to start conveying how I feel generally on my day to day using gifs only… todays entry:

[Mackenzie Reed @mackenziemreed]

any scene where a person is like “sorry no weapons allowed” and then the character spends several minutes removing all their hidden weapons just for the person to raise a brow like “that all?” and then they remove one more is my kind of scene

[☻ @SandraSoph]

Why as a man are you ok-ing a woman?

It’s yes mi amor, mi lady, mi vida, preciosa, hermosa, reina.

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

maaaaaan being a night owl baddie in a house full of morning people simply SUCKS

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

why I just realized meg calls herself the hot girl coach because she don’t play on the field w us no more 🥲

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

@EllaDepressedto yes king roger

[Tony 🗿🤷🏽‍♂️ @goldboss12]

@Samieskies

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

@houstonhottii megan thee stallion BITCH WHAT I ACTUALLY DID IT STOPPPPP

[Ex Manic Pixie Dream Girl 🧚🏾 @o_keilani]

I’m a date girl. I need frequent and intentional dates and quality time with my person. Dating isn’t an early relationship/honey moon phase thing. Dating your person is intrinsic in connecting and keeping that spark. Dates are dedicated you and me time to love on each other

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

bruh look me in my face and tell me i’m wrong…. this is the same photo

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

missed chick-fil-a breakfast by 10 minutes 😭

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

@nevertoolate413 why thank youuu! my fave photos are when we all look sorta goofy

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

just two bros, occasionally roughing each other up randomly

[samipeko 🐱 @samipekoe]

I wonder how living together as two cats feels like. can you imagine you are a little guy and there's always another little guy with you and sometimes you beat the shit out of each other

[lex the mess @lexcluu]

why do teslas high key look like Voldemort?

[annie ఌ︎ @starlightclue]

this is actually me

[Hana Michels (same on all platforms) @HanaMichels]

Why is being a girlfriend just apologizing for not having seen movies

[𓄿 @relatixg]

y’all