Alex Cottone

Dancer. Stubborn AF.

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Positions is good but I think what we really needed was a Fergalicious for 2020.

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

When you come back to Twitter only to find that everyone you follow now has an OnlyFans and your feed is just butts and dicks...

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

@somedayboy @misscostantino ☺️ lol thanksss! Hiii! 👋🏼

[Sammie Otano @sammieotano]

🙃

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Wait, what’s the point of Twitter?

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Hi Twitter, I’m back.

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

SSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

Don Trump has peed in every swimming pool he has ever entered.

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

When crackheads meet other crackheads on the train and become friends it really makes you think... should I do crack to make friends?

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Excuse me world but $8 is WAY too much to pay for deodorant!

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Guy on the train thought I was someone he knew so he gave me a firm shoulder shove. My clumsy ass toppled to the floor. Feeling good y'all.

[matt @MattR248]

This is what y'all want? An abomination. Boycott.

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Me when a straight guy goes in for a handshake... #gayboyproblems

[Tom Perez @TomPerez]

As my friend @JoeBiden says, “Don't tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I'll tell you what you value.”

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Here's an idea for the MTA: let's get better speakers for the trains/stations so that we can actually understand the conductors say.

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Thanks women for LITERALLY giving me LYFE! #InternationalWomensDay

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Is it weird that I still feel like a child when talking to other adults?

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Some days you just gotta sit on the toilet and listen to musicals. #gayslay

[Alex Cottone @lexcottone]

Feel like I'm always holding back a twitter rant about how disgusting Tomi Lahren is.