alexis

just a silly goose splashing in the pond that is life

[alexis @lexctexas]

why are stoner girls always moisturized, smell like incense, have amazing skin, cool as fuck style, know a lot about cool rocks and shit and then stoner boys just smell bad

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff]

the supreme court

[alexis @lexctexas]

for context his previous experience has been serving for 4 years and we work in tech.

[alexis @lexctexas]

in other extremely shitty news:

my coworker in a higher role than me is leaving and i’ve been asking for that position for weeks but my boss keeps saying I don’t have enough experience.

today she’s offering that position to someone who applied to be an intern with our team.

[alexis @lexctexas]

roe v wade.

i am absolutely devastated.

[alexis @lexctexas]

my boss asked if I wanted to come to a conference called Empower and I thought it was EmpowHER and like a women in stem thing but instead it’s an IT professionals conference and now I’m in a room full of middle aged men

[alexis @lexctexas]

reusing meme formats from several years ago to excuse my workplace email behavior

[alexis @lexctexas]

previously mentioned nice uncle offered to pay for my education so i could quit my full time job and my mom had the nerve to change the topic before i could even pretend to politely decline

[alexis @lexctexas]

my rich uncle asking me if i have any connections in healthcare as if i have ever made any connections ever

[alexis @lexctexas]

not me getting a lil tipsy at the work happy hour and telling all of my coworkers i am openly seeking other employment

[alexis @lexctexas]

my boss just reprimanded me for not showing as active on slack while working remotely and i honestly don’t know how to respond to this it feels so evil to be monitoring your employees and threatening them when they don’t appear active on an app lol

[alexis @lexctexas]

overheard someone at the coffee shop just say the words “work life balance” and now i’m applying to new jobs

[alexis @lexctexas]

just said hi to some guy’s dog in the elevator and he asked if i was okay

[alexis @lexctexas]

immediately after this an old man was mean to me at the atm and i did cry so there goes that high i was riding for approx 15 min

[alexis @lexctexas]

i didn’t have enough cash at the dispensary and the nice man behind the counter just rang me up for a lighter instead !!!!! men take note give girls more free or heavily discounted things !!

[alexis @lexctexas]

the urgent care de literally told us it was probably this place why is he getting victim blame-y with me???

[alexis @lexctexas]

called the restaurant where me and my partner paid more than $190 to get food poisoning & the owner asked me to describe all the other foods I’d eaten & when I told him we had to go to urgent car (!!) he asked why we didn’t go to the hospital for a bacterial analysis ???

[alexis @lexctexas]

do i look cute in my accidentally all pink outfit will not take no for an answer

[alexis @lexctexas]

@PopCrave

[alexis @lexctexas]

@PopCrave brb changing my location