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Mentally I’m in the parking lot of a circle K at 3 am

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@nienna121 like do you honestly believe your local coffee shop is surviving off of the 3$ black coffee they sell of the overwhelming amount of mochas with extra shots

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@nienna121 a large latte is gonna be 7$ minimum anywhere by itself,I’m not talking about a monster crazy drunk just statistically most people are going to add at least a single flavor or extra shot or something

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@nienna121 like I said if you get a small black coffee you are in the absolute smallest of minority of the customer base of people who go out and buy coffee, obviously the industry would not survive if the average coffee order was 4$

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@nienna121 if you’re literally talking about a small cup of black coffee then obviously, but I worked in the industry a long time and that is by far the smallest fraction of the customer base, the majority wants a large, or extra shots of espresso, or every syrup/cream/sweetner imaginable

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@nienna121 and I could post a hundred pictures of coffee that STARTS at 10$+ but that doesn’t effect the average price of coffee, that placard very conveniently doesn’t display a single size or espresso shot/per drink nor any additional add ons which makes it obviously very cherry picked

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@nienna121 so then you’re absolutely getting gas station coffee bc I know you’re not in socal paying LESS than 5$ for coffee lmao
8$ coffee is absolutely average, so 2$ tip is 25% not 40%

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@nienna121 ahhh desert bumfuck that checks out

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Albuquerque, they could never make me hate you 🫶🏼

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@nienna121 what shithole gas station coffee are you guys getting that’s under 5$ for a 2$ tip to be 40% or more???? or do you live in bumfuck

[Brittany @CharaSoon]

The solid snake method?

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@bimbologymajor I love this chart sm

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

I'm saving myself for divorce

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@ghof01 NO WAY

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@deeerhell OMFG i forgot he existed…interesting he didn’t put that his dick doesn’t work under cons

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@missus_wormy he was probably thinking the same thing

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@Helldivers_NOW I think each map should have a dragon nest that you can go to take out the spawner for the rest of the game so you’re not fighting 3+ at a time by the end

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@periwinkle333 yall she’s been kidnapped

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@Jactan1776 @PrairieYoder Communism is when you’re upset with your capitalist government that kidnaps you for doing nothing illegal?

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@Azelf64 https://t.co/wtZTTkRW1R

I regret to inform you there are no original ideas

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@GayOliveGarden white/blue control in commander is a bit better but in standard/etc it turns a 5-10m game into a 15-30m game and it’s just not fun

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@GayOliveGarden control is arguably the least fun to play against because it combines the worst attributes in MTG: excess interaction time (solitaire mtg) and overall increase game time as most blue decks lack a quick and strong win-con while mostly just delaying and preventing play