Hack Morris

everybody wanna ball, holla at broads at the mall

[Hack Morris @lexhacker1]

@RapidsJason @TomTPostingDos @MattDoyle76 @MLSTransfers Them being in a “true” relegation or promotion race is a dumb point to argue, as any complacency can land you in a relegation fight, so all of them technically

Balogun, Richards, Mckennie, Adams, Ream, Pepi, and Reyna all have been in a pro/rel “fight” of players who played

[Hack Morris @lexhacker1]

@TomTPostingDos @MattDoyle76 @MLSTransfers 9 of our 11 starters play in leagues with pro/rel. the evidence is definitely right there

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

“The World Cup in America sucks 😡😡”

Meanwhile Europoors experiencing air conditioning, free ice water, and free public restrooms for the first time:

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

This was DIRTY from Sebastian Berhalter 😮‍💨🇺🇸🔥

[Hack Morris @lexhacker1]

Love the community note roasting his bitch ass

[USMNT Ultras @USMNTultras]

Couldn’t hear you over the Dos a Cero

[Mr. Owen 🇵🇹🇿🇲 @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[betty elms @elizabethbelsky]

Jesse Gemstone behavior

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Excuse me what.

[kacey @tastykacey14]

We only got like 10 new sentences left

[Dolo 👁‍🗨 @e38]

I used to pray he’d come fight my dad any time I got whooped

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Nobody:

Tiger Woods:

[Hack Morris @lexhacker1]

@JurgensF_MX Rooting for Turkey on Tuesday now, so we can whoop that ass in June

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@peta Shut up nerd

[Hack Morris @lexhacker1]

Certified banger

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

😂💯

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

It was just a hockey game.