Lexi

occupational therapist • St. Louis, MO

[Lexi @lexi_1308]

I farted in front of my boyfriend for the first time today, and this is what I come home to

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Lexi @lexi_1308]

@al_schmidty @Ziggtoven @ZachSMoravec LOL yes

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

"WE LOVE YOU. YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL." - The Law and Order president talking to terrorists

[Lexi @lexi_1308]

@just_LucasM nope, only you

[Brendan Keefe - ANF & InvestigateTV @BrendanKeefe]

President Trump's campaign accused four Georgia voters of fraud. Said they voted 'dead' in the presidential election. We tracked two of them down, alive & well. We simply knocked on a door and 96-year-old Mrs. James Blalock answered. @11AliveNews https://t.co/n9dLA70jJB

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Major and Champ. They are the dogs of @JoeBiden and @DrBiden. Champ has already been to the White House, but Major hasn’t yet. Champ can’t wait to show him around. Both 14/10 would be an honor to pet

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[Rachel Paige @rachmeetsworld]

checking the news today

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

Conspiracy time.

Sorry @Drake and you’re welcome @PatrickMahomes, @Cody_Bellinger, and @LewisHamilton.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Why am I not surprised that the president who once praised Nazis as “very fine people” just refused to condemn white supremacists?

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

I'll be tweeting debate fact checks in as close to real time as possible.

Note: if I don't do something immediately on Twitter, that doesn't mean it’s not being done at all. Claims they haven't uttered before, or where they've changed up the wording, require research first. 1/2

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

When the high school play starts with the cast coming down the aisles in character

[Lexi @lexi_1308]

if 2020 was bottled water

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

RT if you made it through high school without murdering

[puff @rishipuff]

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

[Lexi @lexi_1308]

you can’t watch this and tell me he isn’t the goodest boy 😭😭😂

[JP, DO, MS ⚕️(He/him) @TheDOctorJP]

If y’all haven’t watched unwell yet. You really need to.

Dr. Z is literally the reason chiropractors shouldn’t be called a Dr. like he’s praying on people’s weaknesses and playing with nonsense science and because he’s a “Dr.” people will listen to him.

It’s dangerous

[Mia @Mamma__Mia]

When Big Sean said “fuck a vacay I feel better at work”, I didn’t feel that. Idk wtf he was talking about.